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Forum: Discourse About You! 11th March 2013, 05:52 PM
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Views: 111,981
Posted By Zombies!
Unreliable narrator, especially given we go from...

Unreliable narrator, especially given we go from "OMG Dan is so distant and unsupportive and I'm the one trying to save our marriage in counselling bloo bloo oh I met a guy dancing at a club and he's...
Forum: Discourse About You! 10th March 2013, 03:52 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 111,981
Posted By Zombies!
I am open to hearing people's reasoning about why...

I am open to hearing people's reasoning about why prr should be punished in a separate thread.[/QUOTE]

Because there's an arbitrary post limit on these threads you stupid fucking cockbag, and his...
Forum: General Blah Blah 5th January 2013, 12:43 PM
Replies: 244
Views: 18,332
Posted By Zombies!
Except you're wrong, it's a roll...

Except you're wrong, it's a roll (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2635/4053855255_1696fe014f.jpg) with salad on it. Hence "salad" "roll".
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th October 2012, 02:52 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Mississippipissypippylongstockings is a fucking...

Mississippipissypippylongstockings is a fucking Straight Edger. So no wonder she's a shrill, sanctimonious, prolapsed cunt.
Forum: The Box 4th October 2012, 12:00 AM
Replies: 435
Views: 54,464
Posted By Zombies!
"There's the right way of doing things, and...

"There's the right way of doing things, and there's the Clothahump way of doing things"

"Isn't the Clothahump way of doing things just the wrong way?"

"Yes, but more dick-shittingly obtuse and...
Forum: Discourse About You! 2nd October 2012, 10:29 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
It's not rape, it's a "struggle snuggle"

It's not rape, it's a "struggle snuggle"
Forum: Discourse About You! 2nd October 2012, 08:44 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Agent Foxtrot: "Should I tell my hot, poor friend...

Agent Foxtrot: "Should I tell my hot, poor friend she should become a stripper? (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=667382)"
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th September 2012, 11:10 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Yeah, the new one I added is "Facebook Ad...

Yeah, the new one I added is "Facebook Ad Blocker", in conjunction with "Adblock for Opera" or whatever the original one I had was. I also have an extension that disables the near-ubiquitous Facebook...
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th September 2012, 05:31 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Some people don't know how to use adblockers....

Some people don't know how to use adblockers. Yes, Virginia, they are that retarded. Some people can't. I have to use IE at work, and we're unable to install extensions or modify the system in any...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 29th September 2012, 02:26 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,677
Posted By Zombies!
This version amazes and astounds me, and may now...

This version amazes and astounds me, and may now be my favourite version: http://youtu.be/n8C4TCpdYlA

It's not just the geeky mixing of a computer game I like with the cheesy song, it's the actual...
Forum: The Pit 28th September 2012, 03:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,195
Posted By Zombies!
I find police scanners from other countries to be...

I find police scanners from other countries to be interesting, not so much because of the "something horrible is happening to someone" aspect, but more for the various scope of what's included in...
Forum: The Pit 27th September 2012, 10:18 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 14,755
Posted By Zombies!
"That's not my bellybutton!" "That's not my...

"That's not my bellybutton!"

"That's not my finger"

[Edit]: "render unto the BARBI" is best tag
Forum: The Pit 27th September 2012, 10:14 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 14,755
Posted By Zombies!
Well I think the implication is that you're a...

Well I think the implication is that you're a secret incest rape-baby cousin/nephew/son that we didn't know we had, then is suddenly there all 20 years old and like "Hai, I've been living behind your...
Forum: The Pit 27th September 2012, 10:08 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 14,755
Posted By Zombies!
The Mafia forums are like our secret...

The Mafia forums are like our secret incest-dungeon and Giraffe is our Josef Fritzl.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th September 2012, 06:01 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Some states, dumbfuck.

Some states, dumbfuck.
Forum: Getting Started 27th September 2012, 05:53 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,556
Posted By Zombies!
Making fun of retards is the prime directive. ...

Making fun of retards is the prime directive. Sometimes those retards post here. More often they don't. Sometimes they ask stupid questions and get lots of stupid answers, and also made fun of.
...
Forum: Getting Started 27th September 2012, 02:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,556
Posted By Zombies!
Coz reading FAQs is too fucking hard...

Coz reading FAQs is too fucking hard (http://giraffeboard.com/faq.php)
Forum: The Pit 26th September 2012, 06:55 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 14,874
Posted By Zombies!
I love you. I love you so much my :heart: is...

I love you. I love you so much my :heart: is going to leap out of my chest and throttle me, it's that full of feels right now.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th September 2012, 11:48 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
And they swallow it hook, line and sinker.

And they swallow it hook, line and sinker.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th September 2012, 10:26 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 11,234
Posted By Zombies!
Jesus fuck, do you ever have a single fucking...

Jesus fuck, do you ever have a single fucking thought in your addled pate that you manage to finish in less than two posts?
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th September 2012, 08:40 PM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
I just read that one Nuts. That's so much...

I just read that one Nuts. That's so much trolling it should be banned under ecological fishing laws.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th September 2012, 05:00 AM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
Validate meeee! Make sure I know I've got your...

Validate meeee! Make sure I know I've got your attention before I post a video of myself asking for you to give me more attention, because why I don't think I could take it if I put it up and nobody...
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd September 2012, 09:22 AM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
"An inside joke of sorts" to me read like there...

"An inside joke of sorts" to me read like there was something in there that he was taking pretty seriously, given it r serious thread.
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd September 2012, 01:25 AM
Replies: 990
Views: 120,109
Posted By Zombies!
No, seriously, what is that shit? I can't find a...

No, seriously, what is that shit? I can't find a single reference to "Ether Psychology" "Etherpsychology" or "Ether-psychology" on the internet at all.

[Edit]: Oh my fucking god. I tried to look...
Forum: Getting Started 22nd September 2012, 09:21 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 19,774
Posted By Zombies!
Except you'd still be wrong, because in this...

Except you'd still be wrong, because in this instance "Punches Chaco in the jimmies" is the statement I first came out with, after having declared jimmies to be rustled. Rustled jimmies are not the...
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