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Old 27th September 2012, 06:47 AM
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Gosh, this new guy is fun. It sounds like he has a lot to say. Perhaps he should start a “Ask The ‘Fuck You AskThePizzaGuy’ Guy” thread. That would be so cute! He could randomly curse at people and answer questions about himself and attempt to lob insults, all in good fun!

Then I would eat him. :me: Tee hee!
I want to see him locked in a thread with Jaledin and Blind Mellow Jelly.
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Old 27th September 2012, 07:05 AM
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Therefore I am evils and worthy of perpetual gnat-flying-into-bugzapper attacks like this. I love being the windmill that Don Quixote tilts at.
The thing about gnats flying into bugzappers is, it doesn't do jack for the zapped gnat -- the gnat's sole purpose is to serve as an example for everybody else of What Not To Do.

Lemme look for the Demotivator... here it is.
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Old 27th September 2012, 07:21 AM
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Therefore I am evils and worthy of perpetual gnat-flying-into-bugzapper attacks like this. I love being the windmill that Don Quixote tilts at.
The thing about gnats flying into bugzappers is, it doesn't do jack for the zapped gnat
Ah, but you're forgetting that, very briefly, the gnat is bathed in enough light and makes enough body-crisping noise to grab your attention. And so the gnat whose only priority is to get your attention succeeds for a whole second or two.

Apparently that's worth it.

But remember my friends, with this one, it's not war you seek
The one called "war" man is not equipped to fight, he's too weak
In a battle of wits, the troll has no blade
Nor shield to defend against the cutting remarks made
He's armed only with stubborn persistence, and a bomb marked with a letter
The same grade he earned in school for spelling and grammar
Against all of us, he cannot possibly win
So before the grand counterattack begins
Remember that although on your forum he's crapped
It's not cool to make fun of the mentally handicapped
He's obviously disabled, something's stunted his growth
So to attack him does no favors for you both
You can land verbal blows all day and all night
He's impervious to logic, he doesn't understand you're right
You can win every battle, kill all doodz in his base
He's got no shame, no self-awareness, and no grace
All that is served by feeding the troll
Is that he gets fed, so end this Rick-Roll
It's so 2008. Let's just move forward
Leave trolls in the past, their imagined grievances ignored
There's nothing to win here, nothing to gain
You could nuke the tent of a terrorist, but that would be insane
It just makes a martyr, who profits from fame
The wind will blow it over. Let's find a more interesting game.
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:32 AM
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The thing about gnats flying into bugzappers is, it doesn't do jack for the zapped gnat
Ah, but you're forgetting that, very briefly, the gnat is bathed in enough light and makes enough body-crisping noise to grab your attention. And so the gnat whose only priority is to get your attention succeeds for a whole second or two.

Apparently that's worth it.

But remember my friends, with this one, it's not war you seek
The one called "war" man is not equipped to fight, he's too weak
In a battle of wits, the troll has no blade
Nor shield to defend against the cutting remarks made
He's armed only with stubborn persistence, and a bomb marked with a letter
The same grade he earned in school for spelling and grammar
Against all of us, he cannot possibly win
So before the grand counterattack begins
Remember that although on your forum he's crapped
It's not cool to make fun of the mentally handicapped
He's obviously disabled, something's stunted his growth
So to attack him does no favors for you both
You can land verbal blows all day and all night
He's impervious to logic, he doesn't understand you're right
You can win every battle, kill all doodz in his base
He's got no shame, no self-awareness, and no grace
All that is served by feeding the troll
Is that he gets fed, so end this Rick-Roll
It's so 2008. Let's just move forward
Leave trolls in the past, their imagined grievances ignored
There's nothing to win here, nothing to gain
You could nuke the tent of a terrorist, but that would be insane
It just makes a martyr, who profits from fame
The wind will blow it over. Let's find a more interesting game.

Suck my cock ATPG . I am unban at CivFanatics, bitch.
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:54 AM
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Suck my cock ATPG . I am unban at CivFanatics, bitch.
Does this mean you're leaving? I hope not. I want to see Barbi lick your face.
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Old 27th September 2012, 11:22 AM
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Suck my cock ATPG . I am unban at CivFanatics, bitch.
I don't think I'm your type of psychologistbot. You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people you are unban at CivFanatics FEMALE DOG.
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Old 27th September 2012, 12:49 PM
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Ah, but you're forgetting that, very briefly, the gnat is bathed in enough light and makes enough body-crisping noise to grab your attention. And so the gnat whose only priority is to get your attention succeeds for a whole second or two.

Apparently that's worth it.

But remember my friends, with this one, it's not war you seek
The one called "war" man is not equipped to fight, he's too weak
In a battle of wits, the troll has no blade
Nor shield to defend against the cutting remarks made
He's armed only with stubborn persistence, and a bomb marked with a letter
The same grade he earned in school for spelling and grammar
Against all of us, he cannot possibly win
So before the grand counterattack begins
Remember that although on your forum he's crapped
It's not cool to make fun of the mentally handicapped
He's obviously disabled, something's stunted his growth
So to attack him does no favors for you both
You can land verbal blows all day and all night
He's impervious to logic, he doesn't understand you're right
You can win every battle, kill all doodz in his base
He's got no shame, no self-awareness, and no grace
All that is served by feeding the troll
Is that he gets fed, so end this Rick-Roll
It's so 2008. Let's just move forward
Leave trolls in the past, their imagined grievances ignored
There's nothing to win here, nothing to gain
You could nuke the tent of a terrorist, but that would be insane
It just makes a martyr, who profits from fame
The wind will blow it over. Let's find a more interesting game.

Suck my cock ATPG . I am unban at CivFanatics, bitch.
Can i lick your toes, peanut?
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Old 27th September 2012, 01:37 PM
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Yup and goodbye cocksuckers!
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Old 27th September 2012, 01:42 PM
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Yup and goodbye cocksuckers!
Whoa. Adios.
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Old 27th September 2012, 01:48 PM
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Yup and goodbye cocksuckers!
No, don't go! I haven't read enough repetitive, thoughtless uses of the f-word yet!



It's the same old story. Board meets sub-moronic troll, board mocks sub-moronic troll, board loses sub-moronic troll...and then something else happens, I guess. Hey, what's on TV tonight?
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Old 27th September 2012, 01:50 PM
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Uh, that would be "your mom."
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Old 27th September 2012, 04:51 PM
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Old 27th September 2012, 05:35 PM
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Old 27th September 2012, 05:45 PM
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Yup and goodbye cocksuckers!
No, don't go! I haven't read enough repetitive, thoughtless uses of the f-word yet!



It's the same old story. Board meets sub-moronic troll, board mocks sub-moronic troll, board loses sub-moronic troll...and then something else happens, I guess. Hey, what's on TV tonight?
And the moral? Don't bother registering at CivFanatics.com.
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Old 27th September 2012, 06:13 PM
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Can i lick your toes, peanut?
See, this is how it starts. With the licking. Within a short period, BARBI will be using some other unspeakable orifice to attack some random part of the guy, and the next thing you know, he's a quivering blob of organ tissue on the ground.



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Old 27th September 2012, 06:19 PM
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So ATPG, what did you do to him? Correct first day lynch or summat?
I dared suggest that trying to hack an admin's account, to compromise the integrity of a forum with thousands of people on it, was not something I endorsed. Passwords, email addresses, private messages, all can be accessed by an admin with control of the database.

Therefore I am evils and worthy of perpetual gnat-flying-into-bugzapper attacks like this. I love being the windmill that Don Quixote tilts at.
Oh, so he's retarded retarded, not normal retarded. Gotcha!
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Old 27th September 2012, 09:59 PM
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Sorry our introduction to each other had to include that thing.
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:08 PM
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:10 PM
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:14 PM
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Suddenly I'm all turned on.
Well I think the implication is that you're a secret incest rape-baby cousin/nephew/son that we didn't know we had, then is suddenly there all 20 years old and like "Hai, I've been living behind your closet!"

So if that's your bag, welcome aboard, I'm sure there's some freaks here who'll dig it
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:15 PM
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I'm just saying that I'd like to feel Giraffe's long neck. And not with my hands.

Okay I lied, my hands too.
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Old 27th September 2012, 10:18 PM
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"That's not my finger"

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Old 27th September 2012, 10:24 PM
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IDK, man. I forget which thread, but I tried to flirt with him and he just blew me off.

Had I not already been prepared for that outcome, I probably would have been devastated.
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Old 28th September 2012, 01:38 AM
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Old 28th September 2012, 02:03 AM
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Hmmm. Eau du twat-le?
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Old 28th September 2012, 03:43 AM
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Old 28th September 2012, 03:53 AM
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Hey babe, looks like we've got an audience.

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Old 28th September 2012, 05:53 AM
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Momma Sucka !
I've never heard of it before.
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Old 28th September 2012, 05:58 AM
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Don't worry. It'll fade in a few hours.
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Old 28th September 2012, 06:25 AM
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Don't worry. It'll fade in a few hours.
But the periodic outbreaks are forever.
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Old 28th September 2012, 08:40 AM
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I'm just saying that I'd like to feel Giraffe's long neck. And not with my hands.

Okay I lied, my hands too.


OK, I dont think we can play Mafia together any more.
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Old 28th September 2012, 08:47 AM
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I'm just saying that I'd like to feel Giraffe's long neck. And not with my hands.

Okay I lied, my hands too.


OK, I dont think we can play Mafia together any more.
How about doctor.
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Old 28th September 2012, 05:24 PM
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Hmmm. Eau du twat-le?
Nah. More likely a (genuine) fragrance that a co-worker of mine once characterized as Night at the Stockyards.
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Old 29th September 2012, 06:07 AM
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You almost want to pat him on the head and reassure him that he still tried hard.
I'd go for the Gibbs-slap in the back of the head. How else will he learn?
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