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Old 3rd June 2010, 08:14 PM
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Preview: The WORST thing of all time megapoll.
Expired Milk. The smell of rotten eggs. War. Hunger. Poverty. When peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Being stood up. Getting dumped. Having a divorce.

Waiting in line. Rush hour. The DMV.

AIDS. Cancer. Anorexia.
Abortions. The death penalty.


Sarah Palin.

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Old 3rd June 2010, 10:43 PM
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When popcorn kernels get stuck on the back of your tongue.
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Old 3rd June 2010, 11:31 PM
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Old 4th June 2010, 12:10 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 01:54 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 05:20 AM
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Ingrown toenails.
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Old 4th June 2010, 05:55 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 06:21 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 06:50 AM
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Ooh, very exciting! I like this idea.

Seeing your parents have sex
Kidney stones
Falling down the stairs
Throwing up at school
Getting cheated on by someone you really liked/loved
Walmart
Dial-up internet
Working customer service
Shopping malls the week before Christmas
Sitting in gridlocked rush hour traffic (this one should win)
Having a beloved pet die
Biting the inside of your cheek

I'll think of more soon, I'm sure.
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Old 4th June 2010, 08:05 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 08:14 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 08:19 AM
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Having one of your CPUs fail
Having someone use your CD/DVD tray for a cup holder
Being forced to run badly written software.
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Old 4th June 2010, 08:34 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 10:18 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 10:31 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 10:57 AM
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Annoying coworkers
Crazy ex-girlfriends/boyfriends
Back hair
People who talk loudly on their cell phones on public transit
Overbearing mother-in-law
Being hungry for dinner and having nothing in the house you want to eat
Bindweed ()
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Craigslist personal ads
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Old 4th June 2010, 10:58 AM
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marmots
Everybody Loves Raymond
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gas and gas cramps
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Old 4th June 2010, 11:07 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 11:08 AM
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Old 4th June 2010, 12:11 PM
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But I nominated them for the "best thing of all time" poll!
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Old 4th June 2010, 02:17 PM
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barium enema
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death of your child
being awake during surgery
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Old 4th June 2010, 03:13 PM
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Old 4th June 2010, 03:40 PM
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cramps
needles
food poisoning
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cleaning the litterbox
infomercials
being late for work
coconut
pineapple
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Old 4th June 2010, 04:32 PM
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Chronic Unluckiness (for minor things, e.g. stepping in a puddle)
Power Outages
Bills
Laundry
Taxes
Hitler
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Old 5th June 2010, 03:28 AM
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telemarketers
No need to do this, since telemarketers will win.

Now if we go for most mediocre thing....
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Old 5th June 2010, 04:57 AM
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Really great nominations.
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Old 5th June 2010, 05:44 AM
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Old 5th June 2010, 06:33 AM
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We've come this far and no one has mentioned SDMB/Cecil/L'il Ed? Interesting. Maybe we are kumbayaing out!


I'd add prostate exams.


This thread is depressing. . . .
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Old 5th June 2010, 08:04 AM
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Old 5th June 2010, 09:05 AM
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Old 5th June 2010, 09:17 AM
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Old 5th June 2010, 10:16 AM
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Old 5th June 2010, 05:33 PM
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Old 5th June 2010, 06:58 PM
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Old 5th June 2010, 07:43 PM
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the smell of burnt popcorn
sunburn
freezing rain
poison ivy
allergies
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Old 5th June 2010, 08:15 PM
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Old 6th June 2010, 05:06 AM
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Burn the heretic! Burn the heretic!
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Old 6th June 2010, 08:00 AM
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Burn the heretic! Burn the heretic!
No, he's right. We are the worst.
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Old 6th June 2010, 12:13 PM
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Old 6th June 2010, 01:19 PM
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Old 6th June 2010, 02:33 PM
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No, he's right. We are the worst.
Ha! You wish.
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Old 6th June 2010, 07:38 PM
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self righteous asshats who try to tell me how to run my life
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Old 7th June 2010, 06:04 AM
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Old 8th June 2010, 07:39 AM
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I don't think that will fit in the title field.
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Old 8th June 2010, 08:03 AM
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I don't think that will fit in the title field.
That's OK. I was being unnecessarily harsh on myself.

How about these?

Sloth
Envy
Pestilence
Despair
Corneal scratches
Breaking the toilet with your poop in it
Everybody knowing you broke the toilet
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Old 9th June 2010, 06:13 AM
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Losing one's custom-made parasol.
Not to belittle your loss, but I think I might have to vote this for awesomest of worst things.
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Old 9th June 2010, 06:18 AM
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self righteous asshats who try to tell me how to run my life
Are we Raffers really that bad?


We are, aren't we?
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Old 9th June 2010, 07:03 AM
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You're going to have to be pushier than that if you want to be a self-righteous asshat. And stop it with that passive aggressive whining shit! NOW COME BACK AND DO IT RIGHT
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