Unwelcoming

[Rocky T. Thug]

Shut up shuttin' up.

[Lyle]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

So have you guys figured out I'm not a sock yet?

Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Gotta keep on rollin',
Keep them legs a strollin',
Long thighs!

Don't know that one? Huh. Strange.

[Fresh Lettuce]

Originally Posted by Miracle Whip

Some socks have no discernable purpose but taste great on sandwiches.

I totally agree.

[Bouncy Beth]

OMFG! ROFL!!!!

Well you guys really have this whole sock thing down to an art hahaha.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Lyle

Trollin', trollin', trollin',
Gotta keep on rollin',
Keep them legs a strollin',
Long thighs!

Don't know that one? Huh. Strange.

I can't recall a time I've ever been called a troll ... until I got around you mouth breathers that is.

[Fresh Lettuce]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

OMFG! ROFL!!!!

Well you guys really have this whole sock thing down to an art hahaha.

Hooray, I'm appreciated! Usually I'm overshadowed by other sandwich necessities such as toast, tomatoes, and especially bacon. Today is a great day!

[Bouncy Beth]

LOL!

[Lyle]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I can't recall a time I've ever been called a troll ... until I got around you mouth breathers that is.

Well hold on, hold on. Maybe you know this one ...

The Trolltown Crazies sing this song,
Doo dar, doo dar ...
The Trolltown Crazies all day long,
All the doo dar day!

Gwine to troll all night!
Gwine to troll all day!
I'll bet my money on the Bouncing Betty;
Somebody bet on the Beth!

Doesn't ring a bell? Really?

[Likes to Fight Guy]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I can't recall a time I've ever been called a troll ... until I got around you mouth breathers that is.

You'll be doing a lot more than just breathing through that mouth if you don't watch out.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Lyle

Well hold on, hold on. Maybe you know this one ...

The Trolltown Crazies sing this song,
Doo dar, doo dar ...
The Trolltown Crazies all day long,
All the doo dar day!

Gwine to troll all night!
Gwine to troll all day!
I'll bet my money on the Bouncing Betty;
Somebody bet on the Beth!

Doesn't ring a bell? Really?

Nope. Still not hitting the mark.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Likes to Fight Guy

You'll be doing a lot more than just breathing through that mouth if you don't watch out.

Why? What's going to happen?

[Khampelf]

Well, I guess he's talking about punching you in the mouth. At least I hope it's only that. He likes to fight. He's the likes to fight guy.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Likes to Fight Guy

You'll be doing a lot more than just breathing through that mouth if you don't watch out.

I think you're making the lady uncomfortable, pal. Why don't we all just sit quiet a spell?

[Suck my Sock]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

OMFG! ROFL!!!!

Well you guys really have this whole sock thing down to an art hahaha.

You listen here you little trollup!

I'll not be called artsy-fartsy by you or anyone like you, GOT IT?!?

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Suck my Sock

You listen here you little trollup!

I'll not be called artsy-fartsy by you or anyone like you, GOT IT?!?

Okay you have it down to a science. Whatever floats your drawer.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Well, I guess he's talking about punching you in the mouth. At least I hope it's only that. He likes to fight. He's the likes to fight guy.

I used to fight competitively in my younger years. He's welcome to hit me but I have a "John Wayne right hook"

[Sexy Systems Analysis]

It's an exciting time to be a former competitive fighter.

[Khampelf]

It's an exciting time to be a sock too it seems.

this thread is like a laundry list of alternate personalities.

[Hitler's Dick]

In the end it all comes down to one thing.

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Hitler's Dick

In the end it all comes down to one thing.

Pizza!

[Captain Jack]

Nope. Sex. It all comes down to sex.

[Kat]

You only say that because you're a sex maniac.

[Bouncy Beth]

What makes a person a sex maniac?

[Adam Pierson]

In his case, sleeping with those outside his own species.

[Furry Assed Hobo]

Some fuckin' socks need ta be on my fuckin' feet right fuckin' now and some fucker better gimme five bucks or I'm gonna fuck some fuckin' shit up motherfucker! FUCK! Fuckin' sock fuckin' fuckers fuckin' socks gimme a fuckin' buck MOTHERFUCK!

[dirty hippie]

youre harshing my buzz man

[dawgbutler]

Originally Posted by Bouncing Betty

Are not.

I likes you. Will you be mine?

[CanineJeeves]

Originally Posted by dawgbutler

I likes you. Will you be mine?

Sir, I believe this relationship will blow up in your face.

[cartman]

Originally Posted by dirty hippie

youre harshing my buzz man

Goddammit! I thought we got rid of all of you dirty hippies!

[Bouncy Beth]

I'm officially sorry I asked.

[Steve Dallas' Mom]

It's because they don't listen to enough Liberace. Such beautiful music calms my carnal urges.

[Anacanapuna]

Y'know, this whole thread is completely unnecessary and wouldn't have even happened if Beth had understood that Plumbean calls everybody a troll. It's what he does. I mean, he's kind of the King of Trolls.

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I used to fight competitively in my younger years. He's welcome to hit me but I have a "John Wayne right hook"

Ducati says what?

[Simple Dog]

Do you have any more threads to start about teenagers' raw, overused penises? Because that thread definitely helped people realize you weren't a troll, but in fact a serious, issue-oriented poster. You should start more threads like that very soon.

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

Y'know, this whole thread is completely unnecessary and wouldn't have even happened if Beth had understood that Plumbean calls everybody a troll. It's what he does. I mean, he's kind of the King of Trolls.

Necessary? I can't think of a single instance of anything here being necessary, as such. I prefer contentious to lame any day.

Are we done and ogre with slapping the label 'troll' on any interesting poster?

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Khampelf

Necessary? I can't think of a single instance of anything here being necessary, as such. I prefer contentious to lame any day.

Are we done and ogre with slapping the label 'troll' on any interesting unconventional poster?

ftfy

[Khampelf]

We're not organized enough to have conventions, I wouldn't think.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Simple Dog

Do you have any more threads to start about teenagers' raw, overused penises? Because that thread definitely helped people realize you weren't a troll, but in fact a serious, issue-oriented poster. You should start more threads like that very soon.

I asked for some advice about a situation that actually happened. I'm sorry if I don't lead a life where my most difficult dilemma is what pew to sit in at church.

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

Y'know, this whole thread is completely unnecessary and wouldn't have even happened if Beth had understood that Plumbean calls everybody a troll. It's what he does. I mean, he's kind of the King of Trolls.

That would have been good to know.

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I asked for some advice about a situation that actually happened. I'm sorry if I don't lead a life where my most difficult dilemma is what pew to sit in at church.

So you claim to not be new to the internet, but can't fathom the incredulity experienced by the recipients of a ridiculous OP like that one? Really?

[Jaglavak]

Dude. Come on, apply logic.

[Flying Saucerian]

[Astroboy14]

Originally Posted by Fresh Lettuce

Hooray, I'm appreciated! Usually I'm overshadowed by other sandwich necessities such as toast, tomatoes, and especially bacon. Today is a great day!

No offense meant, but many people consider you the least essential part of a BLT.

In fact, I often make BTs! No L at all...

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by BrickaBracka

So you claim to not be new to the internet, but can't fathom the incredulity experienced by the recipients of a ridiculous OP like that one? Really?

I'm as creative as the next person but I could have thought up something a lot better than asking for advice on telling a parent about a masturbatory accident.

This was one of those incidents that I couldn't ask my usual circle for advice because I didn't want the lad to suffer any further embarrassment by more people knowing so I asked in anonymity. I appreciated the solid advice I got from those who answered. It was extremely helpful.

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by Bouncy Beth

I'm as creative as the next person but I could have thought up something a lot better than asking for advice on telling a parent about a masturbatory accident.

This was one of those incidents that I couldn't ask my usual circle for advice because I didn't want the lad to suffer any further embarrassment by more people knowing so I asked in anonymity. I appreciated the solid advice I got from those who answered. It was extremely helpful.

I'm not calling you a liar, or saying your story was implausible. I'm saying that as a veteran forum poster (your words, not mine) you should have been prepared for people to see that OP and say "Bullshit".

Crying about being called a troll when you didn't even preface that pubescent dong-tale with "I know this sounds crazy, and I'm new, but bear with me here" tells me you either are a troll (which by now seems unlikely) or just need to pay more attention to the potential reactions you're going to get - assuming you want to "fit in" to the "new community".

My board-joining story is implausible, and nobody believes me, despite the truth of it, and I can't blame them. It's unverifiable and unlikely. So I caught shit for a while too.

It's bound to happen...so calm your tits about it. "unwelcoming" indeed...

[The Futility of Nihilism]

That's true. And I still don't believe your implausible board-joining tale.


Actually, I don't remember it so I'm not believing you simply for form's sake. Hope you don't mind.

[Simple Dog]

Really if you are a troll, we have some totally genuine people who are a lot worse, so it's not the worst thing in the world.

[BrickaBracka]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

That's true. And I still don't believe your implausible board-joining tale.


Actually, I don't remember it so I'm not believing you simply for form's sake. Hope you don't mind.

Whatever.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Originally Posted by Simple Dog

Really if you are a troll, we have some totally genuine people who are a lot worse, so it's not the worst thing in the world.

*nodding wisely*

[Bouncy Beth]

Originally Posted by BrickaBracka

I'm not calling you a liar, or saying your story was implausible. I'm saying that as a veteran forum poster (your words, not mine) you should have been prepared for people to see that OP and say "Bullshit".

Crying about being called a troll when you didn't even preface that pubescent dong-tale with "I know this sounds crazy, and I'm new, but bear with me here" tells me you either are a troll (which by now seems unlikely) or just need to pay more attention to the potential reactions you're going to get - assuming you want to "fit in" to the "new community".

My board-joining story is implausible, and nobody believes me, despite the truth of it, and I can't blame them. It's unverifiable and unlikely. So I caught shit for a while too.

It's bound to happen...so calm your tits about it. "unwelcoming" indeed...

Honestly, I didn't even think that my question would be challenged. I've been established on other boards for years so it's been a long time since anyone called me out on anything.

I don't know why people who would like to "fit in" to a community have to follow some rigid rules of engagement. I was presented an excuse to start a thread and now I'm getting to know you and you're getting to know me. Believe me, I'm paying plenty of attention to reactions. It's been interesting.