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24th October 2015, 08:40 AM
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Raffer Personality Test.
It's an odd bunch of in-jokes, but I think there are some Raffers have not had a chance to play.
The questions are. Which is better, pizza or bread? Pirates or Ninjas? Would you rather have a light saber or a phaser? Pie or cake? Ambiguously worded questions will not be clarified. The four answers can be coded, so a person who answers bread, ninja, light saber and Pie is a BNLP. Feel free to play, or play again. All for fun, and it roots out wrongful Pizzarians and identifies fellow Breadites. 
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#3
24th October 2015, 10:40 AM
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I do not remember when I first answered when faced with these questions: I think I went with pizza because after all bread can come without mozzarella but geez sourdough toast with nothing but butter on it oh my god..
Lightsaber for sure - better noise Pie! I don't really care about either pirates or ninjas.  Just because I am pro - pizza does not mean I'm not deserving of love! 
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#4
24th October 2015, 10:49 AM
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Bread, for pizza is just bread with stuff on it--just as waffles is just pancakes with little squares on 'em.
Pirates all the way--pirates have style, ninjas are just sneaky killers who don't have a clue how to party. Plus, boats! Phaser--yes, light sabers are pretty but you have to get up close and practice with the things like all the time, whereas a phaser can be used no matter how tired or disabled you might be and will stop a charging monstercritter. Pie. Caek is good enough, but pie has all the variety. At the end of the day, caek is just caek but a pie can be anything and all things. Plus, it uses fruit way better than caek.
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#5
24th October 2015, 11:10 AM
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Pizza
Pirate Phaser Cake Those are my answers, make no mistake I've just done your silly test And now I have to get some rest...
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#8
24th October 2015, 01:06 PM
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I'd go with PPLP. L for lightsaber. Unless you want a cavalry saber.
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#9
24th October 2015, 04:59 PM
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Pizza. Sourdough is amazing but it's not a life source like pizza is.
Ninjas. Pirates are/were just bad people. At least ninjas can operate for good and they have gnarly moves. Lightsabers are puke compared to the phaser patch on my multi fx unit. Being an Aussie, obviously it's pie. It's cake for men. Pizza is also a type of pie.
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#11
24th October 2015, 05:56 PM
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I'm a PPPP. Because I said so.
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#14
25th October 2015, 09:34 AM
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IMHO, that should be Burrito Sniper Tacnuke Ice cream. Be sure to document you request for extra-ordinay description on Discordian Document #23 and submit it to the department of bedding in Fresno, California. Until then, you are, best as I can interpret, a BNPC.
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#15
25th October 2015, 01:26 PM
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Bread
Spies Phasers Cookies I don't do well with limits.  
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#17
25th October 2015, 03:19 PM
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You owe me one non-ant-infested lawn chair, hatrackhead.
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25th October 2015, 06:01 PM
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NOT Inspector Clouseau, more Sherlock Holmes/ James Bond.  And we all know that Yoda vs Mr Spock was left off the original list of questions. It's SPOCK, all the way. <need Vulcan smiley here>
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#22
25th October 2015, 07:27 PM
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 I'm high, not drunk. And I bet I'm more like Inspector Clouseau than you are. 
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#23
26th October 2015, 03:27 AM
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The only ninja I've ever liked is the one who is paid to attack Inspector Clouseau at random intervals.
Yoda doesn't have a chance. Spock has everything that that little green "man" had, plus sex appeal. I don't want to know if Yoda has sex appeal for you or anyone else, EVER. Spock's hot. Yoda's not. There is no more to be said. Now, pass the garlic bread, please.
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26th October 2015, 07:36 AM
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Pizza - bread that goes to 11
Pirates - rum and wenches!  Pie - because what's more American than (apple)pie! Phaser - A lightsaber might deflect a phaser blast ,but it won't help you fly when I vaporize the deck plate you're standing on. 
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26th October 2015, 08:37 AM
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26th October 2015, 02:15 PM
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26th October 2015, 05:06 PM
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But we would get more comedy mileage out of "pie-filling" cookies aka tarts.
Levitate my ass. They could BEAM! They had the transporter. SW has no charm for me, once the prequels came into being. Plus (IMO) the movies have not held up like ST has. but that's another thread.
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26th October 2015, 06:28 PM
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Yoda doesn't need a starship. 
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26th October 2015, 06:41 PM
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27th October 2015, 03:01 AM
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#36
27th October 2015, 06:11 AM
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After much thought, I have to go with pizza over bread. Bread makes the difference between a snack and a meal, and pizza is made by breadflat + toppings -> pizza. But pizza IS a meal all by itself, and bread isn't.
Pirates. They get fancier costumes. Lightsaber -- it's a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age than is a phaser. PPG from Babylon 5 is my second pick. Cake or pie? Yes please! I have one heck of a sweet tooth, so I take whatever baked good is offered.
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#37
27th October 2015, 01:32 PM
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Recently picked up a Harvest Vortex Cake from the 'Oops! We Baked Too Much!' discount rack at Krogers. What's a Harvest Vortex Cake? Frankly I suspect they made it up but it's good anyway. Layer cake, top layer vanilla (Dyed orange for Halloween), bottom layer a fudge brownie, with buttercreme icing and filling. Oh, good.
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