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Old 21st March 2016, 11:15 PM
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Awesome April Avatars

April Showers, obviously

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Old 22nd March 2016, 06:34 AM
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Old 22nd March 2016, 02:23 PM
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I'm having a hard time finding any images for April showers that don't involve ducks wearing galoshes or little girls under umbrellas. That doesn't really match my online personality.

Although there was this one (mildly NSFW for language) gem;

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Old 22nd March 2016, 06:26 PM
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We don't need no stinkin' showers. It's springtime; we all need to go out and play. (This is a hint as to what I'm determined to do, whatever the group may think. So sue me. Goose me. Whatever.)
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Old 23rd March 2016, 03:37 AM
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Our showers are of pollen.
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Old 23rd March 2016, 05:00 AM
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What's wrong with Ducks wearing galoshes?
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Old 23rd March 2016, 11:15 AM
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It makes me imagine a duck goulash, that's what.
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Old 23rd March 2016, 12:40 PM
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I will goose you.


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Old 23rd March 2016, 01:09 PM
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Now that's a gaggle.
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Old 23rd March 2016, 03:49 PM
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Where's the goulashs galoshes?


And you know what happened to the last person who goosed me?

I married her.

That should make you think twice.
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Old 23rd March 2016, 06:54 PM
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It's springtime; we all need to go out and play.
Spring means warmer weather, so how about T-shirts? And I'm not just saying that because I spent the last hour on Teepublic.

OK, maybe I am.
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Old 24th March 2016, 05:20 AM
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And you know what happened to the last person who goosed me?

I married her.
Pics or GTFO.
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Old 24th March 2016, 07:37 AM
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I don't think there were any photographers around at the time.

At least I hope not.

You probably should, too. . . .
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Old 24th March 2016, 03:12 PM
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Old 24th March 2016, 05:51 PM
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Gonna balance a goose on your finger?
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Old 24th March 2016, 05:53 PM
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How about EGGS?

Too obvious?
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Old 24th March 2016, 05:57 PM
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Let's take the egg concept to the next level and do fowl.

This covers the ducks in galoshes as well as the first robin of spring or any other feathered beast you desire.
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Old 24th March 2016, 05:59 PM
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How about EGGS?

Too obvious?
Too eggs-cruciating.
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Old 24th March 2016, 06:04 PM
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Let's take the egg concept to the next level and do fowl.

This covers the ducks in galoshes as well as the first robin of spring or any other feathered beast you desire.
Nah. I did a running chicken a couple of years back. Remember? Poultry in Motion?
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Old 25th March 2016, 04:12 PM
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Baseball season starts in April -- how about MLB logos?
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Old 26th March 2016, 04:23 AM
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It's ready. All I have to do is deliver these damned eggs first.
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Old 27th March 2016, 08:13 AM
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No wonder that damned bunny wanted me to take his route this year - we got three or four inches of snow overnight. (Which is several times what we got all winter.)



Ahhhh. Feel better already.
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Old 27th March 2016, 08:30 AM
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Never pegged that moose as a swinger.
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Old 28th March 2016, 05:44 AM
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Never pegged that moose
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Old 28th March 2016, 06:42 AM
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He's one of those species-biased cads.
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Old 30th March 2016, 05:38 AM
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Baseball season starts in April -- how about MLB logos?

I luv it! But let's do minor league too - they have some of the best logos.
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Old 30th March 2016, 09:13 PM
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We don't need no stinkin' showers.
Somemoose of us, naming no names, need showers. Badly.

OOh that's Mr Knowitall's poetry recital. Up in the air so blue!
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Old 31st March 2016, 05:05 AM
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Baseball season starts in April -- how about MLB logos?

I luv it! But let's do minor league too - they have some of the best logos.
I was going to suggest springs and Slinkys. But I like Joanie's idea better. /in
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Old 31st March 2016, 09:00 AM
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Old 31st March 2016, 10:14 AM
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This is a friendly -- hardly a test.
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Old 31st March 2016, 11:03 AM
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The small Easter Basket my wife made for the five-year-old we occasionally tend included a Slinky. A metal one. He was loathe to let the children next door play with it, and apparently slept with it that night. Wish I could still get that excited about something.


stormie: your dogs haven't showered for so long they've turned green.
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Old 31st March 2016, 10:46 PM
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Jake the Diamond Dog delivers a basket full of game balls to pitcher Kevin Johnson during a game between the Southern Illinois Miners and the Normal CornBelters in Normal Illinois. Yes he does.
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Old 1st April 2016, 03:50 PM
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Okay, baseball.
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Old 1st April 2016, 03:53 PM
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Is there a team called the Robins?
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Old 1st April 2016, 07:27 PM
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Is there a team called the Robins?
Apparently, the Trolley Dodgers were also once known by that name.
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Old 1st April 2016, 09:24 PM
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A short-lived Philadelphia farm team...

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Old 2nd April 2016, 05:13 AM
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Are the Macon Whoopee still around?
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Old 2nd April 2016, 08:23 AM
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Ah, Philadelphia Steaks. So we meat again.
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Old 2nd April 2016, 07:11 PM
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Too bad, I'm going with my Buccos.
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