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Someone · #**701** 19th November 2019, 08:39 AM

Guess who thinks "fuck you" should be banned from the Pit?

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I endorse this post. I'm bored with being told "fuck you" and "fuck off" and the supremely tiresome "go fuck a cactus." Also, I think that the ban on the word "cunt" should be reinstated as it is, not only a lazy insult, but a clear example of misogynistic language.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...6&postcount=14

No surprise he's tired of people telling him to fuck off.

Someone · #**702** 19th November 2019, 08:43 AM

Speaking of mods, Skywatcher makes this observation in the "pit is toxic" part of Jragon's house.

That place was much better when Lynn was Pitmaster; there wasn't much she put up with. It's like every mod since her can't be arsed to determine what is trolling at what is run-of-the-mill name-calling. Even when someone pretty much flat-out admits to trolling there.

Wow, Lynn was a total disaster in the pit. Stupid shit like no joke like threads. IIRC, didn't she even outlaw bringing lawn chairs to the pit?

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...31&postcount=7

Someone · #**703** 19th November 2019, 08:45 AM

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Actually, I like Colibri more as a poster than as a mod. He'll get down and dirty in the Pit and give it to the likes of Octoputz and scumpup.

He gets "down and dirty" because he can slap the mod-hat on at any time he doesn't like an argument. He's also the guy who wet his pants and went crying to Ed about how the phrase "butt-hurt" was actually threatening him with a knife because....Panama?

Someone · #**704** 19th November 2019, 09:15 AM

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And hoping they don't fuck up ~~when they~~ and buy you cheese.

FTFY

Someone · #**705** 19th November 2019, 09:40 AM

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tdn was deluded and super creepy. He claims it's perfectly fine to flirt with a waitress as long as you do it in a "welcome way". Plenty of people came in to point out that waitresses will usually respond positively to flirting, to protect their tips. tdn got really offended and kept doubling down.

What always blew me away about that last post was this line:

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It's flirting in a welcome way. I know that many of you think that there ain't no such beast -- maybe because you've never experienced it. Most women don't. But you'll have to trust me on this.

He seems to be simultaneously suggesting that a) most women never experience flirting they enjoy and b) he's the only one capable of flirting in a welcome way? High delusion, indeed.

Oh, please. You amachoors have it easy. Back in the 90s, I was on a private board with him and got to hear ALLLLLLL about his week long vacation to a nude beach.

Doesn't that put the ol' rat up the trouser leg?

Someone · #**706** 19th November 2019, 09:42 AM

Not on a nude beach

Someone · #**707** 19th November 2019, 09:50 AM

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And hoping they don't fuck up ~~when they~~ and buy you cheese.

FTFY

Nah, IIRC BigTurd got pissed off because he wanted his mom to buy him cheese without casein and she bought regular cheese instead.

Someone · #**708** 19th November 2019, 10:35 AM

Found it.

Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers!

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Yeah, I'm tired of this bullshit. If something has casein in it, the MAIN FUCKING PROTEIN of milk, it is not in any way, shape, or form dairy free. It is not milk free. It's not even non-dairy. It fucking contains fucking milk.

My mom went to buy me food for my birthday, and was doing what she could. The guy in the store told her that there was no milk in the shredded cheese she was getting. She tells me it's dairy free, so I try some and like it. Then as I'm eating, I wonder how it tastes so good and check the ingredients. Fucking casein is near the fucking top, right after the rice.

Yeah, it's fucking lactose free. You know what else is lactose free? Quite a few types of cheese which are much less expensive than this shit! If lactose free was what I wanted, there's no way I would by fucking rice cheese to get it!

She also recently found out that, even though they send out a set of coupons with a lot of foods on it, they don't necessarily actually carry those foods. The whole reason she got the cheese was because the promised dairy-free gulten -free pizza was not available

It's bad enough that I sleep all day because I can't get nutrients through my stupid Celiaced colon, but when I do finally get food I should be able to eat, I can't!

Ugh! I hate living in such a podunk town where they are the only place you can get food if you have allergies. So they're still going to get my business because there's literally no other choice if you have the dietary needs I do! These cunts know I can't stop shopping there, so they are just going to fuck me over.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

Someone · #**709** 19th November 2019, 10:55 AM

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If I ****WAS***** going to sock ****UP****** at the Dope, I'd IMPERSONATE SPRINGS1.!!!1!1!!! THE account WOULDN'T last LONG, but for A day or TWO, it would bring everyone together.

It!1!!111! wouldn't BE too DIFFICULT — the ENGLISH-TO-SPRINGS1 Translator WOULD HELP.!!!!11!1

SprungTFY

Someone · #**710** 19th November 2019, 02:23 PM

Holy wall-o-text, Batman! JohnT's latest post in his economics thread, which I will not quote here, runs 1,723 words, 10,178 characters, including various bbCode tags.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=214

Someone · #**711** 19th November 2019, 02:29 PM

He's using the same statistical model that proves the average person has one testicle.

Short version of his wall of text...

Long and short of it is that HD brings in about $36/year more in revenue than I do, and his contribution to the long-term value of this place exceeds my own by about $90/year.

That's HD of Hurricanedickhead fame.

Someone · #**712** 19th November 2019, 02:30 PM

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Holy wall-o-text, Batman! JohnT's latest post in his economics thread, which I will not quote here, runs 1,723 words, 10,178 characters, including various bbCode tags.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=214

I'll give HD credit for the first time ever. He read that insane wall of words to nitpick it. I'm ~~unemployed~~ semi-retired and bored and I've got better things to do.

Someone · #**713** 19th November 2019, 02:41 PM

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Holy wall-o-text, Batman! JohnT's latest post in his economics thread, which I will not quote here, runs 1,723 words, 10,178 characters, including various bbCode tags.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=214

I'll have to add 'long-winded' and 'tedious' to his entry in my idiot list:

JohnT -massive drooling moron, dumber than most, and thin-skinned, long-winded, tedious whiny bitch who can't handle the mere existence of people with different political opinions without wetting himself

He's an elite moron. He's got one of the longer entries on the list. Very few take up two lines (my list text-file has fewer characters per line than the Gweeb). In another thread, he said something about coming over here to complain about some nonsense. I refrained from burning a sock to tell him he wouldn't like the reception he got.

Someone · #**714** 19th November 2019, 03:10 PM

He also thinks the ban on "cunt" be back? That's like his favorite thing to call me!

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Wait, WHAT?

Enjoy:

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No beating around the bush here. I need a chemical assist. I do not take in in pill form (I can't stand the side effects), so I take it in injection form. (Those of you who might think I'm less of a man, let's see YOU deal with sticking a hypodermic needle into your wang a couple of times per week.) And yes, it does turn me into RoboWang. It's quite impressive. Porn stars should envy

Eta: ladies, you think childbirth is hard? Imagine what side effects made penis injections sound like a good idea.

Someone · #**715** 19th November 2019, 03:21 PM

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Short version of his wall of text...

Long and short of it is that HD brings in about $36/year more in revenue than I do, and his contribution to the long-term value of this place exceeds my own by about $90/year.

That's HD of Hurricanedickhead fame.

That's impossible. Dust bunnies contribute more long term value than Hurricane Dickhead.

Someone · #**716** 19th November 2019, 03:25 PM

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Actually, I like Colibri more as a poster than as a mod. He'll get down and dirty in the Pit and give it to the likes of Octoputz and scumpup.

He gets "down and dirty" because he can slap the mod-hat on at any time he doesn't like an argument. He's also the guy who wet his pants and went crying to Ed about how the phrase "butt-hurt" was actually threatening him with a knife because....Panama?

Hey! I had perfectly valid reasons for that!

Someone · #**717** 19th November 2019, 03:30 PM

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... Dust bunnies contribute more long term value than Hurricane Dickhead.

Are you kidding? HD contributes tons of value! To the Snark threads, anyways.

Someone · #**718** 19th November 2019, 03:54 PM

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Holy wall-o-text, Batman! JohnT's latest post in his economics thread, which I will not quote here, runs 1,723 words, 10,178 characters, including various bbCode tags.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=214

I couldn't even manage to make it through that -- my eyes just kept glazing over.

Someone · #**719** 19th November 2019, 04:46 PM

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Isn't iiandyiiii a mod over there?

Absolutely not!

I guess I should have known, what with you not being a big turd and all.

Someone · #**720** 19th November 2019, 05:01 PM

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Absolutely not!

I guess I should have known, what with you not being a big turd and all.

Someone · #**721** 19th November 2019, 06:25 PM

Hi guys.

Someone · #**722** 19th November 2019, 06:30 PM

Hi! Fenris will be along to talk to you. Welcome!

Someone · #**723** 19th November 2019, 06:39 PM

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Hi guys.

Hey! If you want, send me a PM over on the Dope to confirm that it's really you. It's not a requirement but we would like to avoid someone taking someone else's name over there.

Anyway, welcome! We are glad to have you.

Someone · #**724** 19th November 2019, 07:35 PM

Sammy is being is usual charming self - (referring to Christine Blasey Ford and Brent Kavanaugh:

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What if she forgot making consensual advances to Kavanaugh, something you would reasonably expect a teenage girl to do when in the presence of a high status male? And then he pushed her onto the bed, she said no, they didn't have sex, and it's attempted mating encounter number 1 trillion and 1 for the human species, much less primates.

Maybe she was hitting on him, and then turned him down at the last moment? or mayyyybe.....

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It was a bit of drunken tomfoolery

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=163
and later in the thread as well.

Someone · #**725** 19th November 2019, 08:03 PM

( o ) Where is the Asshole Emoji ?
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Some POS is still harassing Leaffan.

Someone · #**726** 19th November 2019, 08:32 PM

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Sammy is being is usual charming self - (referring to Christine Blasey Ford and Brent Kavanaugh:

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What if she forgot making consensual advances to Kavanaugh, something you would reasonably expect a teenage girl to do when in the presence of a high status male? And then he pushed her onto the bed, she said no, they didn't have sex, and it's attempted mating encounter number 1 trillion and 1 for the human species, much less primates.

Maybe she was hitting on him, and then turned him down at the last moment? or mayyyybe.....

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It was a bit of drunken tomfoolery

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=163
and later in the thread as well.

I'd probably get in trouble for saying this on the Dope, but Sammy's leaps of logic are so flagrant that the mere mention of his name by Captain Kirk is sufficient enough to short circuit an android.

Someone · #**727** 19th November 2019, 08:51 PM

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( * ) Where is the Asshole Emoji ?

Some POS is still harassing Leaffan.

One really sick loser for sure.
I'll spoiler it.

Someone · #**728** 20th November 2019, 03:27 AM

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One really sick loser for sure.
I'll spoiler it.

Persistent, though.

Someone · #**729** 20th November 2019, 04:47 AM

That whole misogyny thread is absolutely horrible and is really dismaying. Wish I could say it surprises me though.

Someone · #**730** 20th November 2019, 04:53 AM

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One really sick loser for sure.
I'll spoiler it.

Persistent, though.

It's really upsetting me.

Someone · #**731** 20th November 2019, 04:59 AM

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That whole misogyny thread is absolutely horrible and is really dismaying. Wish I could say it surprises me though.

never reading it is working for me - life is too short.

Someone · #**732** 20th November 2019, 05:04 AM

I had SamuelA down as just an annoying know-it-all little twit. All hat, no cattle. But his last post in the misogyny thread has put him clearly into another category.

He posts:
Ditka, just so we're on the same page:

a. With Ford's accusations, she makes them for political gain

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g. Everyone wants to be PC and Kavanaugh is a Republican from the privileged gender and race. Fuck him.

Derp modes. Pull up a chair... Women aren't interested in a venue that provides a platform for idiots to express their personal brand of stupidity with respect to these issues. Want a suggestion that will work...

Move every damn thread about it to the effing pit. Remove the protection provided by your rules in non-pit forums from idiots who don't get it. The dope will self regulate. You'll lose idiots not women. Trust me, I'm a seer and a prophet.

Love,
Sputty

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=193

Someone · #**733** 20th November 2019, 05:06 AM

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That whole misogyny thread is absolutely horrible and is really dismaying. Wish I could say it surprises me though.

never reading it is working for me - life is too short.

Some threads are basically tire fires and not worth being remotely near. That one is very toxic.

Someone · #**734** 20th November 2019, 05:10 AM

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That whole misogyny thread is absolutely horrible and is really dismaying. Wish I could say it surprises me though.

never reading it is working for me - life is too short.

Agreed. Pisses me off bc this was something I had hoped to improve, but loving the needle is really hard....

Someone · #**735** 20th November 2019, 05:13 AM

Pure, post 730 needs your mod attention please.

Someone · #**736** 20th November 2019, 06:03 AM

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never reading it is working for me - life is too short.

Agreed. Pisses me off bc this was something I had hoped to improve, but loving the needle is really hard....

Thank you for your post in that thread. It was very thoughtful and eloquent. I wish we didn't have to deal with so many troglodytes who just don't get it.

Someone · #**737** 20th November 2019, 06:32 AM

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Agreed. Pisses me off bc this was something I had hoped to improve, but loving the needle is really hard....

Thank you for your post in that thread. It was very thoughtful and eloquent. I wish we didn't have to deal with so many troglodytes who just don't get it.

I appreciate it- both here and there. The post won’t make a whit of difference though to the folks who need it.

Someone · #**738** 20th November 2019, 06:40 AM

If you (Pure) are the same poster as ITD, then I'm also very grateful for your contribution to that thread. I'm sorry you're not a Dope mod any more!

Someone · #**739** 20th November 2019, 06:43 AM

Andy, never ask a woman such a question. We have sekrets.

Someone · #**740** 20th November 2019, 06:57 AM

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I had SamuelA down as just an annoying know-it-all little twit. All hat, no cattle. But his last post in the misogyny thread has put him clearly into another category.

He posts:
Ditka, just so we're on the same page:

a. With Ford's accusations, she makes them for political gain

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g. Everyone wants to be PC and Kavanaugh is a Republican from the privileged gender and race. Fuck him.

Derp modes. Pull up a chair... Women aren't interested in a venue that provides a platform for idiots to express their personal brand of stupidity with respect to these issues. Want a suggestion that will work...

Move every damn thread about it to the effing pit. Remove the protection provided by your rules in non-pit forums from idiots who don't get it. The dope will self regulate. You'll lose idiots not women. Trust me, I'm a seer and a prophet.

Love,
Sputty

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=193

SammyA is all ass and hat.

Someone · #**741** 20th November 2019, 07:39 AM

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That whole misogyny thread is absolutely horrible and is really dismaying. Wish I could say it surprises me though.

Another thank you for your post.

ETA I really shouldn't have checked it again. When you left, Pure, they lost a lot now than they know- or, I suspect, are capable of knowing.

A note for Sammy. That's really ~~addressing misogyny~~ nothing.

Someone · #**742** 20th November 2019, 08:36 AM

Fuck all of them. I'm so pissed. It was just the last couple of days that I was posting there more. NOPE.

Someone · #**743** 20th November 2019, 08:54 AM

I'm torn between wanting to read the horribleness of that thread and preserving my own peace.

My peace wins. Fuck the Straight Dope Message Board, I truly have no desire to be a part of it anymore.

Someone · #**744** 20th November 2019, 08:59 AM

I called HD a misogynistic creep for quite literally telling women to change their behavior so that no one feels compelled to make misogynistic posts about them. I am so done with him.

Someone · #**745** 20th November 2019, 09:06 AM

Same ATMB thread?

Someone · #**746** 20th November 2019, 09:14 AM

Yeah, same one.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=236

Someone · #**747** 20th November 2019, 09:17 AM

Even Max S is losing patience with him now.

Someone · #**748** 20th November 2019, 09:23 AM

What do you expect? Some of the mods are themselves misogynists, even if only the old-school male chauvinist kind of way, rather than the screaming incelry of the usual suspects in those threads. They just don't recognize misogyny, and it's not going to change while the current mod staff persists.

Someone · #**749** 20th November 2019, 09:24 AM

No, see, Bone says you and I are "reactionaries" so our opinion doesn't count.

Someone · #**750** 20th November 2019, 09:31 AM

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No, see, Bone says you and I are "reactionaries" so our opinion doesn't count.

Yes, I've heard that same absolute shitball of dumbfuckery before from tom when it comes to another topic. Figures it would be similar for this.

The mods would rather step hard on their own dicks than be on the right side of anything, it seems.