I was boxed for forgetting it was 9/11? - Page 6

Darmund · #**251** 11th September 2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

Awesome!

ulfhjorr · #**252** 11th September 2009, 03:00 PM

Yes, but are there retards in you comic?

Elyanna · #**253** 11th September 2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ulfhjorr

Yes, but are there retards in you comic?

Mmmaybe.

SmartAleq · #**254** 11th September 2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by john ingram

It was the vegemite bit, wasn't it?

Some shit is just BEYOND THE PALE, mister! I have my eye on you...

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Originally Posted by Badtz Maru

We put that dog down last week. We were still on a waiting list for a no-kill shelter, she kept escaping the yard and terrorizing the neighbors cats, causing damage, and running in front of cars, and when she knocked down a little old lady we realized she was too big of a liability. So, we ended up using some of the advice in that thread. My wife's really depressed because she decided to do it while she was PMSing and has been wondering if that affected her decision, and she loved that dog.

Yeah, okay, DIAF, troll.

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Originally Posted by Darmund

Holy shit, this is just surreal! "You hurted my feelings because I did try to killed myself once. By the way, I killed my dog too. Hey guyz let's talk about guitars!" Are you kidding? TROLL!

I owe you a beer, homes. I'm serious!

Aguecheek · #**255** 11th September 2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

That was frocking beautiful.

Really.

Roo · #**256** 11th September 2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

I can't believe you guys were so 'tarded 7 ran away. You know what? 4 hours in the box is not shit. Badtz, don't be such a whiney bitch. Everybody else, get over yourselves. It's just a message board, and it's just another boxing. THERE ARE OTHER THREADS THAT NEED ATTENTION, PEOPLE.

Is this a whoosh?

I'll admit to being slow regarding this particular post. Could you explain it to me, please?

SmartAleq · #**257** 11th September 2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

Disclaimer: Opinions contained within said comic are not necessarily the opinions of the subjects within the comic.

Fucking awesome! *kowtow, obeisance, curtsey*

Who_me? · #**258** 11th September 2009, 03:11 PM

Yup, this is Giraffe's place. I thought I was somewhere else by accident.

I'm going to be different than most of you here. I like Badtz. I just think he doesn't self edit enough and consider how what he posts will be seen, considering his history.

Did I think he was trolling? No. Did I think he deserved boxing? Who the fuck cares, it's fucking 4 hours. If someone asks me, "Well, how would you like being boxed for four hours?". Well, to answer that...

I, hereby invite any moderator or administrator to box me for any length of time, up to 6 hours, any time they feel like it for the next year (this offer may be renewed after one year depending on my mood at the time).

Now, some of you may have seen that after my boxing ends, that I can be thrown right back into the box. Yup, I saw that too... and I'm not bothered enough to try to close the loophole.

Zombies! · #**259** 11th September 2009, 03:14 PM

Ely, if you weren't already planning a wedding to a super guy, and also you were gay, I'd so be asking you to marry me right now.

Oh yeah. And if I wasn't married as well, I guess.

Radical Edward · #**260** 11th September 2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Roo

Is this a whoosh?

I'll admit to being slow regarding this particular post. Could you explain it to me, please?

It means, everybody doesn't have to spaz over a tiny 4 hour boxing. It's nothing. It's not a blip on the radar. Half of us have been boxed for COMMAS, for fuck's sake.

Also, Badtz is a whiney bitch. And a dog killer, but I digress.

Elyanna · #**261** 11th September 2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

Ely, if you weren't already planning a wedding to a super guy, and also you were gay, I'd so be asking you to marry me right now.

Oh yeah. And if I wasn't married as well, I guess.

These things are not boundaries to being fake gay message board married!

SmartAleq · #**262** 11th September 2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

These things are not boundaries to being fake gay message board married!

In that case, wanna make it a lesbian three way fake gay message board marriage? Maybe we oughta call Guinness...

Elyanna · #**263** 11th September 2009, 03:29 PM

FAKE LESBIAN PARTY

Radical Edward · #**264** 11th September 2009, 03:30 PM

I'M IN

Uthrecht · #**265** 11th September 2009, 03:30 PM

Remember, just because 7 decided to leave because he subjectively felt things were retarded, does not impact whether things in this thread, are, in fact, retarded. They were simply retarded from his perspective.

For example. Assume that 7 is standing in the Box and a post passes him. Viewing it from his perspective, he may believe that shit's all retarded. However, from a different point in the Box, another person may view the post and, from their perspective, not see any retardation in it at all.

Elyanna · #**266** 11th September 2009, 03:32 PM

No, it's retarded.

Radical Edward · #**267** 11th September 2009, 03:34 PM

It's pretty retarded from my perspective.

SmartAleq · #**268** 11th September 2009, 03:34 PM

Talks like a fag, too.

Fish · #**269** 11th September 2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Assume that 7 is standing in the Box and a post passes him. Viewing it from his perspective, he may believe that shit's all retarded. However, from a different point in the Box, another person may view the post and, from their perspective, not see any retardation in it at all.

This is best reflected in the equation E=MC².

Phoebe,OrNotPhoebe · #**270** 11th September 2009, 03:35 PM

omg it's not retarded, it's differently abled. Sheesh.

*Fenris* · #**271** 11th September 2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Roo

And then go on for many posts to justify your actions, all the while calling someone a troll without any evidence except for past behavior.

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA!

"...without any evidence except past behavior"?!

What do you want? A fucking forensics kit? A time machine? A vulcan mind-meld? Past behavior is the primary predictor and indicator of present and future behavior.

His whole posting gimmick is to say something outrageous and then say "Golly! That was bad?!! Gawrsh!" from the "Did my kid say a curse word in a foreign language" to "Hey, I cheated the insurance company and am spending the money on video games--oops I wuz just funnin' with you and lied!" or "Gosh! People got upset at the word "retard" dropped into the middle of an A&E post?"* So don't be surprised when he got boxed for it this time and probably gets boxed for it next time.

*If this was the SDMB he'd have gotten a 15 page train wreck out if it. It's pretty cool that we didn't.

*Veb* · #**272** 11th September 2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

That is so cool, Ely.

::crosses arms, pronouncement-like::

Many post. You, Elyanna, wrest art from nonsense.

Of course I did a lot of vanity preening because I'm shallow. "Look at how pretty Ely made Anubis's ears look!"

Radical Edward · #**273** 11th September 2009, 03:38 PM

The greatest thing is, if I showed that cartoon to one of my friends they'd have no idea what was going on in it. It's like, a secret code.

*Fenris* · #**274** 11th September 2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

This is best reflected in the equation E=MC².

If I could give you a custom title for a terrible pun that made me LOL, I would.

But I can't, so a charter member you stay.

Elyanna · #**275** 11th September 2009, 03:39 PM

Danke, Ms. Anubis.

Phoebe,OrNotPhoebe · #**276** 11th September 2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

YOU GUYS CHASED OFF SEVEN?

ELY RAEG

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

Disclaimer: Opinions contained within said comic are not necessarily the opinions of the subjects within the comic.

That should go in the 'zine.

You're star Ely - well played!

john ingram · #**277** 11th September 2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SmartAleq

Talks like a fag, too.

My thoughts exactly.

*Fenris* · #**278** 11th September 2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

Mmmaybe.

The big problem with your comic is that someone...some moderator maybe...just possibly? was missing from it. Other than that, it was a classic! One for the ages. Huzzah!

Elyanna · #**279** 11th September 2009, 03:45 PM

Mmmaybe a certain moderator should be quicker to box Badtz than Veb.

*Fenris* · #**280** 11th September 2009, 03:46 PM

So...you're saying that this certain moderator is old and feeble? Not as quick on his reflexes as some? (Finger hovers over the BOX! BOX! BOX! button)

Fish · #**281** 11th September 2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

If I could give you a custom title for a terrible pun that made me LOL, I would.

Muhahahaha. :hijack:

Elyanna · #**282** 11th September 2009, 03:48 PM

That moderator is slower than an ancient Egyptian god.

And I'm not easily boxed, baby. Even Seven had trouble containing me.

Uthrecht · #**283** 11th September 2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

So...you're saying that this certain moderator is old and feeble? Not as quick on his reflexes as some? (Finger hovers over the BOX! BOX! BOX! button)

No, she's saying that certain moderators need to perform acts that are impactful to her perspective. Like a Boxing that provokes a popular thread. Or maybe more personal... like boxing her, herself. I bet that'd get a certain moderator a comic.

Roo · #**284** 11th September 2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

It means, everybody doesn't have to spaz over a tiny 4 hour boxing. It's nothing. It's not a blip on the radar. Half of us have been boxed for COMMAS, for fuck's sake.

Thanks, but I was actually more asking about this part:

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Originally Posted by Radical Edward

I can't believe you guys were so 'tarded 7 ran away.

If anyone else on this message board left the thread in a huff, claiming that the thread was retarded, would you be asking the rest of the board to stop posting in the thread and get some perspective?

I kinda doubt it, but that's why I was asking.

As for the 4 hours, it's not about that at all for me. It's about someone being called a troll repeatedly by every mod in this thread and them saying that he deserved the Boxing for trolling. If he was doing that and they can show it, great. But if they can't, saying that it's only 4 hours doesn't make it better.

Radical Edward · #**285** 11th September 2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Roo

Thanks, but I was actually more asking about this part:

If anyone else on this message board left the thread in a huff, claiming that the thread was retarded, would you be asking the rest of the board to stop posting in the thread and get some perspective?

I kinda doubt it, but that's why I was asking.

As for the 4 hours, it's not about that at all for me. It's about someone being called a troll repeatedly by every mod in this thread and them saying that he deserved the Boxing for trolling. If he was doing that and they can show it, great. But if they can't, saying that it's only 4 hours doesn't make it better.

Actually yes, I'd probably have made a similar comment. That's all it was, a comment. Filler. My post wasn't about 7, it was about the 4 hours, and Badtz being a bitch. It was about how this is just a message board on the internet, and everybody ought to untwist their panties (or take them off, at least) and just forget about it. It's no big thing. If it was an injustice, I can think of plenty of worse ones for us to get all up in arms about. 7 was just a passing thought I happened to throw in there. No offence to 7, of course.

Mirhanda · #**286** 11th September 2009, 04:35 PM

Yep, this thread is retarded. My posts in it are definitely retarded. I should have realized sooner.*

Actually, I did, but then the fucking cable went out and I couldn't get online to post how retarded I was being.

Chacoguy · #**287** 11th September 2009, 04:45 PM

A four hour boxing, spawns a 7 1/2 (and counting) butthurt bitchfest? Jebus.

Radical Edward · #**288** 11th September 2009, 04:47 PM

That's why it's so retarded.

Uthrecht · #**289** 11th September 2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chacoguy

A four hour boxing, spawns a 7 1/2 (and counting) butthurt bitchfest? Jebus.

To be fair, half of it is people complaining that it's a butthurt bitchfest. Or retarded. Drooling, short-bus, glassy-eyed, special olympics retarded.

*hajario* · #**290** 11th September 2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

Applause! Too bad we're all out of cool toys to give you.

Uthrecht · #**291** 11th September 2009, 04:49 PM

Okay hajario, that's hilarious.

SoylentPopTart · #**292** 11th September 2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I made a retarded comic about this retardness earlier. Here you go.

<fans self furiously>

You deserve a promotion. You're too good to be simply the 'queen of the boards'

Elyanna · #**293** 11th September 2009, 04:50 PM

I do it for lulz.

*Fenris* · #**294** 11th September 2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyanna

I do it for lulz.

Some of us don't GET to join in your reindeer games.

Elyanna · #**295** 11th September 2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenris

Some of us don't GET to join in your reindeer games.

Fenris, sweetie, perhaps someday.

Taur · #**296** 11th September 2009, 05:43 PM

Ely, I *heart* you for the "shit I hope not".

Zombies! · #**297** 11th September 2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Uthrecht

To be fair, half of it is people complaining that it's a butthurt bitchfest. Or retarded. Drooling, short-bus, glassy-eyed, special olympics retarded.

And some of us are just here for the fake gay messageboard lesbian party hottubbing event!

bufftabby · #**298** 11th September 2009, 07:33 PM

May I join in the chorus of "Ely is fucking awesome!"? 'Cause clearly it's true!

SmartAleq · #**299** 11th September 2009, 07:36 PM

Sure, hon, room in the faux lesbian fake gay marriage hot tub o'doom for everybody! Except boys, they're icky...

bufftabby · #**300** 11th September 2009, 07:41 PM

Naw, I'll just fix y'all some snacks and chase the boys away. I keep my queerness for realness.