Toilet reading - do you do it?

[Lo-Slung Denim]

I love reading on the toilet. It makes me very happy. Everyone in my family reads on the bog.

One day if I have children, I will encourage them to read on the toilet - I may teach them to do both at the same time as I potty-train them.

So, because I'm off work today with the lurgy, and I'm bored of my book and my TV with most of the channels not working, I want to know who reads on the crapper. I know lots of folks do, but not everyone admits to it so I have anonymised the poll.

You can also tell me what you read, too.

I read Charlie Brooker compilations.

[WormTheRed]

My dad usually sends me a bunch of Time Magazines when he's through with them, I find them to be excellent loo-literature.

[polyperchon]

I do and always have done. I have a stack of books next to the tub that can be passed off as bubble bath reading material to the squeamish but mainly serves as entertainment when I'm sitting on the loo.

Feel better soon!

[Uthrecht]

While I have done this, I find the concept of exhorting your kids to do this to be... strange. Not condemning it or anything, nor do I find it disgusting, the visual of it just trips an amused/befuddled part of my brain.

[Taur]

I read occasionally--never a book, just magazines or newspapers because they're recycleable and whatever goes in there, stays in there until it's time to recycle. Mostly I do sudoku and cryptograms on the throne.

[Lo-Slung Denim]

Well at some point I'll need to teach the little blighters to use the toilet, and how to read, and thought it might save time and effort if I combined the two.

[The Superhero]

"The Bookstore" is one of the worst "Seinfeld" episodes ever, because everyone makes a big deal about not wanting to touch or even be near the book that George took into the bathroom. I don't get why that's funny.

90% of the books I own have been in the loo. While I've been pooping.

We have a little magazine rack that hooks onto our toilet tank, and a pile of books on the shelf beside the towels to ensure that there's always plenty of reading material in there.

I often have a novel going that I read in bed or in the living room or wherever, and then a nonfiction book going that's specifically a bathroom book.

[whirlingbladesofkick]

Maybe it's because of the fine fine fecal mist that sprays over everything in the vicinty of the toilet each time you flush your poops.

I read books and mags and newspapers, but I think it grosses my husband out that I also web browse on my phone in there. I usually read the Geeb.

[blank]

damn- here I was thinking that Toilet Reading was a more exotic form of Tealeaf Reading.

"I can see by the bowl that some fibre needs to enter your life soon..." And the swilling and empting of the dregs is very much likely to be a crowd pleaser.

[rhythmonly]

I dood it. I read Sci-Fi anthologies.

[The Superhero]

Originally Posted by whirlingbladesofkick

Maybe it's because of the fine fine fecal mist that sprays over everything in the vicinty of the toilet each time you flush your poops.

Which is why I put the lid down before I flush.

[Lungfish]

Nope. There are more comfortable places to read than sitting on the porcelain throne.

[Agent Foxtrot]

LOVE to bathroom read, in fact, I feel uncomfortable if I don't have something to read. Oftentimes I'll stay there long after business has concluded if I'm really enthralled by what I'm reading. Cell phone Monopoly is also a common restroom pastime when no reading material is available.

Anyone get desperate for something to read in the john, so you find yourself studying the ingredients of shampoo?

[SoylentPopTart]

There was a co-worker in our group that would always borrow another co-workers newspaper. Like clockwork every morning, in fact, I was jealous of his regularity.

After about six months, she realized he was taking the paper into the mens room for his morning constitutional. She did not appreciate learning this.

Much hilarity ensued.


ETA:
Now that I have an iPhone, I no longer read in there. I'm not sure where to vote.

[Lo-Slung Denim]

Originally Posted by Agent Foxtrot

Anyone get desperate for something to read in the john, so you find yourself studying the ingredients of shampoo?

In a stranger's bathroom, yes. How rude of them not leave out reading materials even though they knew I was coming over.

[Taur]

Originally Posted by Agent Foxtrot

Anyone get desperate for something to read in the john, so you find yourself studying the ingredients of shampoo?

Oh, yes. We luck out with bilingual labels--twice as much to read!

[Islander]

I don't get this inclination to linger over reading material in the loo. The train comes into the station, the passengers disembark, the train moves on. End of story.

[Higgs Boson]

I don't have any kind of problem with people reading while on the toilet, but it has always confused me. I'm never in there for an amount of time for which I would consider it being worthwhile reading something. I'd get through maybe a paragraph at most before I was done.

So, are you guys just staying in there longer than you need to for the sake of reading something, like Agent Foxtrot, or is blank's prophetic vision of your fibre intake levels eerily accurate?

[Khampelf]

Originally Posted by Agent Foxtrot

Anyone get desperate for something to read in the john, so you find yourself studying the ingredients of shampoo?

*Raises hand*

My name is Khampelf, and I'm a toilet reader. Hi, Khampelf.


I've read the product labels when stuck for anything better. We keep a rack of magazines next to loo. Mostly old Men's Health and Woman's Health donated from our adopted mom, who brings them by with her thrift store finds.

Reading in bed before sleeping is another, I think it was Heinlein who described it as 'a habit worse than heroin, I'll read want ads in a language I don't understand before going without."

[InappropriateHumor]

I always have a designated bathroom book. Also a car book, a bedtime book and a living room book, but those aren't under discussion.

Crapper Time is the only inviolable alone time I get, so too damn right I read there. I have found, however, that the bathroom book cannot be a new or enthralling book or I'll sit on the throne until by upper thighs are imprinted with a rather deep and painful red ring. Therefore, it has to be a book I've read before, or a moderately boring one.

In a pinch (heh) I will read everything from the shampoo bottle to the toothpaste tube, also including the tampon box. I'm very familiar with the dangers of Toxic Shock Syndrome.

[OutStandingInTheField]

Originally Posted by The Superhero

"The Bookstore" is one of the worst "Seinfeld" episodes ever, because everyone makes a big deal about not wanting to touch or even be near the book that George took into the bathroom. I don't get why that's funny.

At work we have an open-plan library/reading area, on the far side of which (from my office) is a men's loo. Right near the loo is the "new magazines" rack. I know that some of those get read in the loo by at least one co-worker. Makes me think twice about picking them up afterwards ...

[Fromage A Trois]

I'm a reader. Generally I try to have something funny to read - I'm in there for a few minutes, so something I can pick up, flick through and put down a few minutes later. This includes:

Viz comics
The Onion's Our Dumb Century
The Onion's Our Dumb World
More Viz comics

I'm currently toilet-reading the QI Book of Banter - a tome of amusing quotations. Sometimes I do find myself in there longer than necessary, to get to the end of the page or section.

My girlfriend thinks I'm weird for doing this.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by The Superhero

"The Bookstore" is one of the worst "Seinfeld" episodes ever, because everyone makes a big deal about not wanting to touch or even be near the book that George took into the bathroom. I don't get why that's funny.

90% of the books I own have been in the loo. While I've been pooping.

We have a little magazine rack that hooks onto our toilet tank, and a pile of books on the shelf beside the towels to ensure that there's always plenty of reading material in there.

I often have a novel going that I read in bed or in the living room or wherever, and then a nonfiction book going that's specifically a bathroom book.

Originally Posted by OutStandingInTheField

At work we have an open-plan library/reading area, on the far side of which (from my office) is a men's loo. Right near the loo is the "new magazines" rack. I know that some of those get read in the loo by at least one co-worker. Makes me think twice about picking them up afterwards ...

This is a good reason to avoid used paperback retailers. I have a friend who is a voracious reader (consumes an average pulp novel a week), and his bathroom has stacks of paperbacks everywhere, including behind the commode. He tells me he frequents those retailers and often exchanges books for free.

[Uthrecht]

Alternately, Zeener, you could just stop eating your paperbacks.

[SmartAleq]

Empirical evidence suggests that, absent an Imodium situation, the pooper will not cut loose unless there is print before my eyes, or at least within arm's reach (sometimes I'm playing with the cat or changing the roll or something of that nature, but the book had better damned well be there.) I'm not sure what the reason is for this, but there you have it. Himself reads his RSS feeds on his phone in there, I prefer the old fashioned book. I also read while blow drying my hair and I pretty much have to read myself to sleep as well.

[bufftabby]

I don't have nearly enough time. Sometimes I'll check my FB, but that's about it.

[The Superhero]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

This is a good reason to avoid used paperback retailers. I have a friend who is a voracious reader (consumes an average pulp novel a week), and his bathroom has stacks of paperbacks everywhere, including behind the commode. He tells me he frequents those retailers and often exchanges books for free.

Just out of idle curiosity, have you ever spent four months living in a movie screening room?

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by The Superhero

Just out of idle curiosity, have you ever spent four months living in a movie screening room?

If that's a pop culture reference it's whooshing me.

[Mirhanda]

Originally Posted by OutStandingInTheField

At work we have an open-plan library/reading area, on the far side of which (from my office) is a men's loo. Right near the loo is the "new magazines" rack. I know that some of those get read in the loo by at least one co-worker. Makes me think twice about picking them up afterwards ...

You know they are just reading them, not wiping with them.

[hroark2112]

When I was studying for my state contractor's license exam, I kept the AIA documents needed for the exam in the bathroom. Great study time, and since I'm one of those people who won't talk to you whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, it's quiet time!

I aced that section of the exam!

[Elyanna]

No. I've tried a few times, but like others it just doesn't take me that long to do my business. By the time I get the book open and read a sentence or two, it's time to reach for the toilet paper.

[severe delays]

No, I can't concentrate on what I was doing if I try to read at the same time.

[OutStandingInTheField]

Originally Posted by Mirhanda

You know they are just reading them, not wiping with them.

Yes, but normally one washes hands after using the toilet. For a reason. Did the person handle the magazine with unwashed hands? Probably. Will I die from it? Probably not. I just think that it is inappropriate to use a "public" resource in this way.

[The Superhero]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

If that's a pop culture reference it's whooshing me.

Damn, I knew I went too obscure.

Howard Hughes, famous OCD germophobe, reputedly spent four months of 1947 living in a movie screening room, subsisting on Hershey bars and bottled milk. Probably not really the most appropriate reference given the subject of the thread, given that Hughes didn't emerge from the screening room at all and put the milk bottles to...ahem...creative reuse.

'twas meant just to be a little poking of fun. Not buying used paperbacks because they might have been in someone's bathroom seems a bit extreme to me.

[Sybarite]

Originally Posted by blank

damn- here I was thinking that Toilet Reading was a more exotic form of Tealeaf Reading.

"I can see by the bowl that some fibre needs to enter your life soon..." And the swilling and empting of the dregs is very much likely to be a crowd pleaser.

Bleah - our new toilet is terrible for that. I don't need a sparking clean bowl you can eat off of, but is it too much to ask that the flush doesn't leave poop smears?issed:

Oh yeah, the OP - proud toilet reader! In my family of origin, you had to be very careful that you didn't forget a book in the bathroom - next thing you know, you see someone else walking around reading it.

[Sybarite]

Originally Posted by Mirhanda

You know they are just reading them, not wiping with them.

"Why are these pages all stuck together?"

[hajario]

I have an iPhone. Some of my posts here are made when I'm on the throne.

[Rebo]

I, too, am a proud toilet reader. I usually have a book, as well as Reader's Digests that we keep getting for free.

Hubby takes part of the newspaper, or reads Home Improvement magazines.

I also have a purse book, and a living room book, as well as tons of magazines that I barely read...

Oh yeah - at work I'm too embarassed to take in reading material, so I play Tetris on my phone (on silent.)

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by The Superhero

Damn, I knew I went too obscure.

Howard Hughes, famous OCD germophobe, reputedly spent four months of 1947 living in a movie screening room, subsisting on Hershey bars and bottled milk. Probably not really the most appropriate reference given the subject of the thread, given that Hughes didn't emerge from the screening room at all and put the milk bottles to...ahem...creative reuse.

'twas meant just to be a little poking of fun. Not buying used paperbacks because they might have been in someone's bathroom seems a bit extreme to me.

Ah. I missed that. Hughes was already in a mental decline by 1940, so it's not inconceivable to think that's true.

I'm not against perusing used paperbacks, but like any second-hand item you don't know where it's been or what it might have been used for. I guess I am sounding irrational, so don't take my comments to heart. And my buddy's bathroom is passably clean (for a bachelor, anyway), but still the idea of handling books that sat behind his toilet makes me queasy.

[Zombies!]

I'm a toilet reader, and so is Arac.

We don't currently have a bookshelf in the toilet, so behind the toilet door is just a stack of junkmail, mail that's not important, magazines and not a few books. I like to read cookbooks when I'm in there, which is a whole 'nother thing.

And yes, if I am bereft of reading material in the loo I do and have read: Air freshener cans, shampoo and conditioner bottles, tampon box inserts and many other things besides.

I'm a bit like Aleq. Unless there's an immediate urge (poopmergency!), it generally takes something to read to get me going. It's like, I need to be distracted to relax or something.

AND THAT'S HOW ZOMBIES! POOPS!

[OutStandingInTheField]

I guess I never really addressed the topic here, so YES, I do like to read in the smallest room in the house. Lacking anything real to read, I have been known to grab shampoo bottles, read stuff the kids left lying around, scavenge through the trash (OK, kidding), you name it. I also have been known to surf the web on my "portable brain" (as the wife calls it), or play the odd game on a PSP. Colin McRae Rally 2005+ is a favourite. Nothing like going flat out in a WRX or an EVO to get things moving!

[john ingram]

Originally Posted by whirlingbladesofkick

I also web browse on my phone in there. I usually read the Geeb.

Same here. Or play freecell.

[Clayton_e]

Nobody has mentioned Uncle John's Bathroom Readers? I have four or five different ones.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Clayton_e

Nobody has mentioned Uncle John's Bathroom Readers? I have four or five different ones.

Oh, yeah, those are great.

There's this other guy I used to think was great for bathroom reading, but he stopped putting out books years ago. Cecil somebody.

[Lo-Slung Denim]

I am very interested in all the views expressed here and I have taken mental notes on who does what in the bathroom.
/Sinister creep

But seriously I am always interested in any habit that some people find shameful. That's why I added the 'ashamed option'.

I have got to the point where I need distraction for my dump - I'll happily play solitaire or something on my phone as well as read. I won't dump at work because all the bogs have just one door between them and the rest of the office and I like a comfortable, stress-free and isolated dump.

And I first encountered Cecil on the toilet. Found him on the bookshelf.

[Solfy]

I don't go out of my way to read in the loo, but have been known to take a book in with me if I'm already reading and simply can't put it down. That doesn't happen often.

I did encourage my kids to look at books while sitting when they were potty training because part of the battle is convincing a 2yr old with a short attention span that they should sit in one place until the job is done, especially when they're still getting a grip on what the job is.

[The Superhero]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Oh, yeah, those are great.

There's this other guy I used to think was great for bathroom reading, but he stopped putting out books years ago. Cecil somebody.

We keep the Robert Fulghum books in there - perfect little short bits, fairly re-readable - and a book I found at a library sale a few years ago called An Incomplete Education which is full of short and informative pieces on just about every subject. Everything I know about the British peerage system, I learned sitting on the can.

[Dosipede]

Anybody else ever sit on the can so long your legs fall asleep? People give me the weirdest looks when I come stumbling out of the bathroom.

[Victor Frankenstein]

I cant reads gud.

*kicks at dirt*

Shoot. Whoin wanta spent much time in da outhouse anyways.

*hikes up overalls*

Crazy city folk ana their indoor water closets.

*snort*

[Islander]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

I'm not against perusing used paperbacks, but like any second-hand item you don't know where it's been or what it might have been used for. I guess I am sounding irrational, so don't take my comments to heart.

Well I guess not! I had no idea you were so fastidious about recycled items. Have you worn that sweatshirt I gave you for your birthday? I hope you laundered it first....

All seriousness aside, most of my wardrobe comes from Goodwill. I spend summer weekends cruising for yard sale bargains. Searching for books on Amazon, I generally buy the used one for a fraction of the cost of new. When I worked the adolescent mental health unit, I filled an exercise room with equipment that was dirt cheap or free on the side of the road: rowing machines, bench press stuff, two treadmills, a stationary bike and a glider thingy. (The boys were so funny: "Oh man, I'm gonna get buff!") Yes, of course they got scrubbed down first. Hey, that's how we do it on the Frontier.