I am not a clown car.

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #1 26th February 2010, 04:07 PM

Vaginas aren't supposed to be used like this. I can't even remember the last time I had a minute to myself, between doing my best to keep all the organs in and taking the wrath of JimBob and pushing out all of the babies. It's been years since my walls were anywhere near each other. Won't someone please take pity on me?

HELP HELP HELP

dirty hippie · #2 26th February 2010, 04:12 PM

that pussy is a kitty

Dosipede · #3 26th February 2010, 04:18 PM

Goddamn. I was flipping through the channels the other day, and I came across this celebration of batshit insanity they call a TV show. They took the entire fucking horde to the creation museum, and they were all talking about how fucking great the place was, and some brainwashed little 7-year-old was talking about how great it is to go to a museum without having evolution shoved down his precious little throat. Made me fuckin' sick.

So I changed the channel.

Angrboða · #4 26th February 2010, 04:30 PM

Try giving birth to a wolf sometime. Not easy, I'll tell you that.

BARBI · #5 26th February 2010, 04:34 PM

been there, done that.

Chacoguy · #6 26th February 2010, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BARBI

been there, done that.

It' out!

RUN!

Hello Kitty Darth Vader · #7 26th February 2010, 04:46 PM

One word, kids.

Cloning.

Taggart · #8 26th February 2010, 05:19 PM

If ya don't wanna be a clown car, don't let all those clowns in in the first place.

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #9 26th February 2010, 05:21 PM

I can't prevent him, he's like some sort of machine.

Hello Kitty Darth Vader · #10 26th February 2010, 05:22 PM

More machine than man, you say?

I can relate.

Taggart · #11 26th February 2010, 05:31 PM

But if you'd used a machine 'stead of a man, you wouldn't be in this mess now, wouldya?

Hello Kitty Darth Vader · #12 26th February 2010, 05:34 PM

Good point. I was better off when I had a droid sidekick.

Taggart · #13 26th February 2010, 05:38 PM

What's a droid? And is it anything like getting kicked in the side by a horse?

Hello Kitty Darth Vader · #14 26th February 2010, 05:41 PM

A droid's a mechanical thing that doesn't talk, makes a lot of annoying noises, is slow, gets into trouble a lot, doesn't...

Why the fuck did I have a droid?

Taggart · #15 26th February 2010, 05:43 PM

I see. Kinda like Mongo, but without the charm.

Sock Monkey · #16 26th February 2010, 05:47 PM

Come on, Mongo was just a pawn in the game of life.

Taggart · #17 26th February 2010, 05:53 PM

Hah! The joke's on you cuz there is no pawns in the game of Life, just those stupid little blue and pink pegs.

And who ever heard of a monkey a-wearin' socks?

dirty hippie · #18 26th February 2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taggart

Hah! The joke's on you cuz there is no pawns in the game of Life, just those stupid little blue and pink pegs.

And who ever heard of a monkey a-wearin' socks?

i dont wear socks or shoes

dont call me a monkey just cause im hairy and dirty

its natural man

im natural man

Wedge Antilles · #19 26th February 2010, 06:09 PM

*shudder*

Even I won't make this trench run.

Taggart · #20 26th February 2010, 06:10 PM

Shit, I didn't know Gabby Johnson had children.

eta: that hippie feller, not the guy with the wedgie

dirty hippie · #21 26th February 2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taggart

Shit, I didn't know Gabby Johnson had children.

eta: that hippie feller, not the guy with the wedgie

whos gabby johnson

did he play with santana

Sock Monkey · #22 27th February 2010, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taggart

Hah! The joke's on you cuz there is no pawns in the game of Life, just those stupid little blue and pink pegs.

And who ever heard of a monkey a-wearin' socks?

I'm not wearing socks...I AM a sock!

Ripley · #23 27th February 2010, 01:42 AM

Michelle Duggar's Vagina is clearly the queen! it must be killed!

Buck Godot · #24 27th February 2010, 05:06 AM

Queen of what?

babby · #25 27th February 2010, 05:41 AM

Do you think she'll mind if I climb back in? I've grown a little but I don't think that will stop me.

Antoine Merriweather · #26 27th February 2010, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripley

Michelle Duggar's Vagina is clearly the queen! it must be killed!

::triple snap in a Zorro formation::

I am the only queen of this thread!

Rat · #27 27th February 2010, 10:37 AM

Does Michelle know that someone stole her character:

http://buriedtreasurebooks.com/Prair...nManifesto.php

Gaia Defender · #28 27th February 2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michelle Duggar's vagina

Vaginas aren't supposed to be used like this. I can't even remember the last time I had a minute to myself, between doing my best to keep all the organs in and taking the wrath of JimBob and pushing out all of the babies. It's been years since my walls were anywhere near each other. Won't someone please take pity on me?

HELP HELP HELP

You poor dear! Attached to a Republican. And a creationist!
You need help immediately so I am going to write an essay on Freeing The Vaginas and post it on my website.

Michelle Duggar's vagina · #29 27th February 2010, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babby

Do you think she'll mind if I climb back in? I've grown a little but I don't think that will stop me.

You might as well try, it's not like SHE'LL even notice. I can't imagine I even have any nerve endings left.

Sarah U Betcha · #30 27th February 2010, 06:38 PM

Is this some kind of Vagina Monologue thingy?

All you feministas need to shut up and let the men do the talking.

dirty hippie · #31 27th February 2010, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah U Betcha

Is this some kind of Vagina Monologue thingy?

All you feministas need to shut up and let the men do the talking.

dont harsh the sisters man

Sarah U Betcha · #32 27th February 2010, 06:43 PM

My sisters stand behind me 100% in what I say.

I don't know about "your" sisters. Do they even know what soap is?

Steve Dallas · #33 27th February 2010, 06:45 PM

Sarah baby, you have sisters?

Are they hot?

dirty hippie · #34 27th February 2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah U Betcha

My sisters stand behind me 100% in what I say.

I don't know about "your" sisters. Do they even know what soap is?

thats what patchouli is for man

soap is for squares

Donna Noble · #35 28th February 2010, 07:40 AM

...

Me and Shaun are going to have a talk about tying of tubes. His or mine, I don't care.

A Real Woman · #36 28th February 2010, 07:41 AM

Probably for the best that you not spawn, dear.

Donna Noble · #37 28th February 2010, 07:48 AM

*narrows eyes*

Nah, I've slapped better aliens than you.

Tart.

A Real Woman · #38 28th February 2010, 07:51 AM

Sweetie, at least I'm woman enough to post a picture of my face.

Oompah Loompah · #39 28th February 2010, 07:54 AM

It's simply shameful to see good, godfearing women betrayed by their own internal organs. I'm so upset I think I'll go introduce a bill further reducing my own taxes, perhaps that will bring this wayward uterus to heel!

Donna Noble · #40 28th February 2010, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Real Woman

Sweetie, at least I'm woman enough to post a picture of my face.

At least I have the attributes that attract men.

Michelle Duggar · #41 28th February 2010, 02:41 PM

Oh, there you are. JimBob's about ready to burst, and it's high time we make another Soldier of Jesus, because it's obvious the premie isn't going to be strong or smart enough to do the Lord's work. Good thing we gave her one of the throw-away names!

Now get your, um, self back here.