Things I should know about this message board - Page 2

your mom · #51 3rd July 2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

Wenz and Rebo

Fenris

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

Yeah.

Nuh-uh!

Um...can you repeat the question?

Is that what we're calling it these days?

Yeah, them too.

Look behind you!

And go down!

They never call me back.

From donating blood, yeah.

Actually, I believe the answer to that is also "your mom".

Parthenokinesis · #52 3rd July 2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

You can fit a surprising amount of thermite and plastique inside a sheep.

Raw wool makes surprisingly good shrapnel. You die itchy.

timbicile · #53 3rd July 2010, 09:27 AM

Damn, I wanted to be the rocket launcher.

Dragonlady · #54 3rd July 2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Parthenokinesis

Raw wool makes surprisingly good shrapnel. You die itchy.

I love you Dude.

The Superhero · #55 3rd July 2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

Of course there's a Scotty Dog in silly buggers. Why wouldn't there be a Scotty Dog in silly buggers? DAMMIT THERE'S A SCOTTY DOG IN SILLY BUGGERS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

And I get ten extra armies in Kamchatka, too.

Wolf Larsen · #56 3rd July 2010, 11:05 AM

Wolf moves three armies and a Leader to Moria

timbicile · #57 3rd July 2010, 11:10 AM

The best thing about this place is the lack of thread drift.

jali · #58 3rd July 2010, 11:14 AM

Dibs on the newbie!

::Cougar on the prowl::

Thrustin · #59 3rd July 2010, 12:45 PM

Seems like a friendly crowd.

Altrecht · #60 3rd July 2010, 12:51 PM

I'm disturbed by this sudden increase in superhero imagery.

Thrustin · #61 3rd July 2010, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Altrecht

I'm disturbed by this sudden increase in superhero imagery.

Bite me, pseudoman.

Roo · #62 3rd July 2010, 12:59 PM

Welcome, Thrustin!

timbicile · #63 3rd July 2010, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

Seems like a friendly crowd.

It's an addictive trap.
Run, run far and fast.
Before you know it you will be singing kumbaya with Veb.

SharkB8 · #64 3rd July 2010, 01:09 PM

Know this:

SharkB8 is the illest.

WednesdayAddams · #65 3rd July 2010, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I, Claudiot

Fuck with Wednesday Addams and there won't be enough left to run a DNA analysis on.

I have no idea where these bloodthirsty rumors about me come from; I'm a sweet cuddly kitten. Really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombies!

You can fit a surprising amount of thermite and plastique inside a sheep.

I love Australians. They're the only people on Earth who'd think of using a sheep as a weapon. Er...an exploding weapon.

Thrustin · #66 3rd July 2010, 01:31 PM

Tell me more about your mom.

timbicile · #67 3rd July 2010, 01:51 PM

Mine, she's formerly animated.

*Rebo* · #68 3rd July 2010, 03:03 PM

Who the hell called me nice??? Hmm???

I'll have you know that I can be a mean motorscooter when I want to!

So there!

Wolf Larsen · #69 3rd July 2010, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

I have no idea where these bloodthirsty rumors about me come from; I'm a sweet cuddly kitten. Really.

I'm sorry, my BS meter doesn't go this high.

severe delays · #70 3rd July 2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LurkMeister

I've come to the conclusion that this board is like a game of Mornington Crescent, only less organized.

I always win at that game.

Wolf Larsen · #71 3rd July 2010, 03:29 PM

Dover Circle.

Pencil · #72 3rd July 2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

Who the hell called me nice??? Hmm???

I'll have you know that I can be a mean motorscooter when I want to!

So there!

Rebo - - - I loves ya. And because of that I'll respect your mod actions.
But you couldn't be bad even if someone handed you a 12 guage shotgun loaded with bad and told you where to point and shoot.

threnody · #73 3rd July 2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

I love Australians. They're the only people on Earth who'd think of using a sheep as a weapon. Er...an exploding weapon.

You should see how we fish!

Jaglavak · #74 3rd July 2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

I have no idea where these bloodthirsty rumors about me come from; I'm a sweet cuddly kitten. Really.

:: Jag moves one Wenz to Kamchatka ::

Hah! Your butts are mine now, suckahz!

Thrustin · #75 3rd July 2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

Thanks!

What's the policy on editing others' posts here?

timbicile · #76 3rd July 2010, 04:14 PM

OP now you see.

severe delays · #77 3rd July 2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

Hey you! Get offa my lawn!

What's the policy on editing others' posts here?

We don't have strong feelings one way or another.

Jaglavak · #78 3rd July 2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jali

Dibs on the newbie!
::Cougar on the prowl::

What's love
Got to do
Got to do with it

What's love
But a sweet
Old fashioned notion

*Rebo* · #79 3rd July 2010, 06:30 PM

Love you too!

But you should ask my husband about how bitchy and grouchy I can be!

(Why don't we have a MWAH! smiley? I'll have to have a talk with Fenris...)

Thrustin · #80 3rd July 2010, 07:38 PM

For those who were witness, this thread will be seen as the dawn of a new era.

Salambo · #81 3rd July 2010, 07:41 PM

Actually, we been rolling like this for some time. A year and a half, maybe. But you're welcome aboard.

There's rum.

Zombies! · #82 3rd July 2010, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrustin

Thanks!

What's the policy on editing others' posts here?

If it's funny, you can do it as much as you want

Varnished Truth · #83 3rd July 2010, 07:46 PM

I thought we couldn't post YouTube and pictures in this Forum? Or is it only me?

I have a cat. I used to have four of them. Why am I being picked on?

Kat · #84 3rd July 2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

If it's funny, you can do it as much as you want

But if it's not funny, we poke you with sticks.

Wolf Larsen · #85 3rd July 2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaglavak

:: Jag moves one Wenz to Kamchatka ::

Hah! Your butts are mine now, suckahz!

Shit, we're really fucked now.

Wolf moves 8 armies and the Ring to Lothlorien.

Zombies! · #86 3rd July 2010, 08:01 PM

*sets up sheep trebuchets around the coast of Australia*

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE 'ARD ENOUGH!

I, Claudiot · #87 3rd July 2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombies!

*sets up sheep trebuchets around the coast of Australia*

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE 'ARD ENOUGH!

Who can forget the heroic defence of Didjabringabeeralong?

Salambo · #88 3rd July 2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombies!

*sets up sheep trebuchets around the coast of Australia*

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE 'ARD ENOUGH!

WE ARE!

*charges forward with entire Canadian army: Salambo, five children, a Mountie, two milk cows, a french translator, and three Irishmen not nearly drunk enough to get through this*

...

I thought you said "tard" enough.

Zombies! · #89 3rd July 2010, 08:20 PM

*starts launching explosive-laden sheep at random in all directions*

Wolf Larsen · #90 3rd July 2010, 08:20 PM

Salambo you forgot Canada's nuclear sub.

Zombies! · #91 3rd July 2010, 08:44 PM

For srsbizness a sec, we make nuclear subs in my home town

Higgs Boson · #92 4th July 2010, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threnody

You should see how we fish!

Hey, I got that! Nice.

Thrustin · #93 4th July 2010, 04:49 AM

I just got banned from The Straight Dope for "audition posting". :lol: I write that I was auditioning some different message boards, to find the right one for me. I guess that's against policy. Is audition posting OK here? Because, that's what's going on right now.

Dudley · #94 4th July 2010, 04:53 AM

LOL, that fucking place is AMAZING!

Thrustin · #95 4th July 2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dudley

LOL, that fucking place is AMAZING!

How does anybody manage to stay not banned?

WednesdayAddams · #96 4th July 2010, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrustin

I just got banned from The Straight Dope for "audition posting". :lol: I write that I was auditioning some different message boards, to find the right one for me. I guess that's against policy. Is audition posting OK here? Because, that's what's going on right now.

'Audition posting'? That's a new one...

Wolf Larsen · #97 4th July 2010, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

I just got banned from The Straight Dope for "audition posting". :lol: I write that I was auditioning some different message boards, to find the right one for me. I guess that's against policy. Is audition posting OK here? Because, that's what's going on right now.

We don't care. Just don't be too big a dick.

Wolf Larsen · #98 4th July 2010, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrustin

How does anybody manage to stay not banned?

They act like total tools.

Wolf Larsen · #99 4th July 2010, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombies!

For srsbizness a sec, we make nuclear subs in my home town

That would be the Vandalizer class boats?

*Veb* · #**100** 4th July 2010, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrustin

I just got banned from The Straight Dope for "audition posting". :lol: I write that I was auditioning some different message boards, to find the right one for me. I guess that's against policy. Is audition posting OK here? Because, that's what's going on right now.

No, no, we're quite strict about commitment here. You must immediately decide this message board is the One for you, now and forever. Would you test drive a car before buying it? Of course not!

I'm sorry, but the mere fact that you are even looking at other message boards makes you suspect. We've got our eye on you now, buddy. We catch you fooling around anyplace else on this internet thingy and you're chopped Alpo.

::blows alarm whistle::

Okay, search team, get out there to see if this ::squints suspiciously:: Thrustin character is consorting with other message boards.