does this board have one of those things?

[your desired user name]

You know, like on some other boards, one of those things that does something.

[Annoying Retard Nonny]

Nope, this board has nothing that does things. Sorry to disappoint!

[Rebo]

But we do have posters that do things... kinda-sorta.

[Zeener Diode]

Wait... I think it did, once before.

But maybe I dreamt that.

[WednesdayAddams]

We have a few things that do random stuff, but not something specific. They mostly exist to keep Fenris distracted so that he doesn't crash the board. Again.

[Dragonlady]

It did, but Fenris broke it.

[Zombies!]

Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

But we do have posters that do things... kinda-sorta.

They keep touching me in... places.

[Dragonlady]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

We have a few things that do random stuff, but not something specific. They mostly exist to keep Fenris distracted so that he doesn't crash the board. Again.

Originally Posted by Dragonlady

It did, but Fenris broke it.

Excellent simulpost!

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by Dolores Reborn

But we do have posters that do things... kinda-sorta.

Just not mods that do things.

Ba-BAM!

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Zombies!

They keep touching me in... places.

Can you point to these places on this doll? Go on, don't be afraid... no one is judging you...

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Just not mods that do things.

Ba-BAM!

It's not a bug. It's a feature.

[SmartAleq]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Can you point to these places on this doll? Go on, don't be afraid... no one is judging you...

Dude, nobody wants to see your Live Doll, put that shit away and have some dignity, man.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by your desired user name

You know, like on some other boards, one of those things that does something.

Shit, I am really, REALLY, sorry about the herpes.

[SmartAleq]

Huh, that's what your mom said too. :eew:

[Chacoguy]

No, she said sorry about the therapies.

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

No, she said sorry about the therapies.

Therapies? Didn't I read about those in Jason and the Argonauts?

[Xploder]

Originally Posted by Zombies!

They keep touching me in... places.

Tell the truth now, you liked it.

[Scuba Ben]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

No, she said sorry about the therapies.

Odd, my bitch said something similar. Namely: "Sorry about the rabies."

At least that's what I think the bitch said. I'm not fluent in Beagle.

[THespos]

"Thingy" is the preferred nomenclature.

[Argyle Sock]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Therapies? Didn't I read about those in Jason and the Argonauts?

No, that was The Rapies.

[Popinki]

Originally Posted by THespos

"Thingy" is the preferred nomenclature.

Sez you. I prefer "thingamabob."

[Zeener Diode]

Originally Posted by Argyle Sock

No, that was The Rapies.

Oh yeah.

I used to get the rapies about once a week. Repeated bludgeoning with a ball peen hammer made it go away.

[Zombies!]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Oh yeah.

I used to get the rapies about once a week. Repeated bludgeoning with a ball peen hammer made it go away.

Embrace the rapies. You'll be glad you did.

[Uthrecht]

Yeah, try reading Sleel's nun jokes for tips.

[stormie]

Originally Posted by your desired user name

You know, like on some other boards, one of those things that does something.

No-one here does something. Some of us do anything, and some nothing at all.

We do have this:

[Mako]

Originally Posted by stormie

No-one here does something.

You forgot to bold his username. The 'something' is to poke dong-shaped holes in anyone who gets close enough, thereby rendering them worthless to collectors and the whole auction scene.

I've been devalued like 20 times since I've been here.

And there's maybe five posters who I would respect in the morning but he isn't one of them.

[elmwood]

Originally Posted by your desired user name

You know, like on some other boards, one of those things that does something.

I don't want anything like that here! It'll bring in the riff-raff, and ruin the character of the board.

[Chacoguy]

Originally Posted by elmwood

I don't want anything like that here! It'll bring in the riff-raff, and ruin the character of the board.

We have nothing to worry about.




Regards, Chacoguy.

[Glazer]

I thought all we had was riff-raff.

[BJMoose]

Actually, we have three of those things.


Giraffe's motto is, "Why do things half right when you can really screw 'em up?"

[your desired user name]

nm. found it. it's the black X in the upper right

[Random Precision]

Oh! You meant one of those things that sends all of your personal information to a selection of Russian and Nigerian spam sites?

Sure. We've got that.

[Argyle Sock]

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode

Oh yeah.

I used to get the rapies about once a week. Repeated bludgeoning with a ball peen hammer made it go away.

Yeah, whacking your balls and peen with a hammer generally does inhibit your desire for rape.