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Old 11th November 2013, 01:18 PM
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Can we have a Zen Room? Does anyone want a Zen room?
Like the drunk tank, but for the Cannabis crowd?

If there is an interest in such a thing, of course.


It's a sly reference to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Old 11th November 2013, 01:21 PM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
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Old 11th November 2013, 02:07 PM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
Check your respective join dates, please... His request has priority. The fact that you're a post whore has no relevance. Raffer Rule #42.1 subsection 2 is quite clear on this.
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Old 11th November 2013, 02:28 PM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
I second this.
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Old 11th November 2013, 02:36 PM
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no, Harry is right. the rules are clear.

ETA: I did see the Rock Horror but it's been a long time & I don't remember any zen room. huh.
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Old 11th November 2013, 03:34 PM
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Get in the fucking drunk tank. Bring a mop and a bean bag chair, if you must.
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Old 11th November 2013, 03:50 PM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
I second this.
I saw those guys at Anaheim last summer, they were awesome!!
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Old 11th November 2013, 04:40 PM
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no, Harry is right. the rules are clear.

ETA: I did see the Rock Horror but it's been a long time & I don't remember any zen room. huh.
Pons is gonna go all terrorist now.
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Old 11th November 2013, 04:43 PM
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You must seek the Zen Room within yourself. Only when you are ready will the door open.
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Old 11th November 2013, 05:16 PM
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Hey have you guys seen Whopper and a Forty? That's my Zen.
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Old 11th November 2013, 05:30 PM
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Old 11th November 2013, 05:41 PM
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?

Three sheaves of flax.
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Old 11th November 2013, 05:53 PM
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The Zen Room shall be built by all the dedicated stoners it will be great, we're going to....







...wait, .....what were we talking about?
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Old 11th November 2013, 06:36 PM
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Dude, every room is a Zen room to the properly prepared mind.



See?

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Old 11th November 2013, 07:09 PM
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Old 11th November 2013, 07:30 PM
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
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Old 11th November 2013, 07:39 PM
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Hang on, I'll get you a mop.
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Old 11th November 2013, 07:46 PM
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Can we have a Barn House?
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Old 12th November 2013, 03:40 AM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
What the hell did I ever do to you?
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Old 12th November 2013, 06:11 AM
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yes! original, bold, brilliant! or....is that cake?
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Old 12th November 2013, 06:40 AM
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Nobody gets shit until MY demands - which preceded yours - are met.

To wit, changing the name of this subforum to "Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse".
What the hell did I ever do to you?
What are you on about? I'm trying to honor you (or at least your decomposing carcass) here.
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Old 12th November 2013, 09:46 AM
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I can get behind this. In college, I was known as "Rocky the Frying Squirrel."

Bet you didn't know that.
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Old 12th November 2013, 09:53 AM
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Like the drunk tank, but for the Cannabis crowd?
No, because the stoners won't stay in there. They'll wander all over the other forums looking for Oreos.
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Old 12th November 2013, 10:17 AM
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I can get behind this. In college, I was known as "Rocky the Frying Squirrel."

Bet you didn't know that.
You were chinese in college?
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Old 12th November 2013, 10:36 AM
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In the Zen Room with no curtains there is Nothing
Red leave falling no sound making tired kneecaps
Fleeting thoughts run through alleys in my koan
Sunlight shines on my mind that isn't there

I'll look for that place where the Mind mirror shines
Only to find it was there the whole time
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Old 12th November 2013, 11:39 AM
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That was deep man.
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Old 12th November 2013, 12:09 PM
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Ditto.
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Old 12th November 2013, 12:58 PM
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I can get behind this. In college, I was known as "Rocky the Frying Squirrel."

Bet you didn't know that.
You were chinese in college?
That was zen. This is now.
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Old 12th November 2013, 05:48 PM
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You were chinese in college?
That was zen. This is tao.
FTFY
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Old 12th November 2013, 06:11 PM
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Old 13th November 2013, 06:03 PM
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Gee, Mr. Jag, you use your tongue purdier than a politician!
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