14 k of g in a f p d

Lucifer · #1 12th November 2009, 10:33 AM

Did anyone ever figure this one out?

Mbossa · #2 12th November 2009, 10:34 AM

Yeah, I did.

The Futility of Nihilism · #3 12th November 2009, 10:34 AM

Yes. It represents random letters hit on the keyboard and then submitted to the SDMB in order to troll the shit out of the message board.

Victor Frankenstein · #4 12th November 2009, 10:37 AM

BUCKEYES!

severe delays · #5 12th November 2009, 10:38 AM

::looks innocent::

Hi, Neighbor! · #6 12th November 2009, 10:42 AM

Ga me mo

Victor Frankenstein · #7 12th November 2009, 10:44 AM

By the way, some dopetard actually bought 14kofginafpd.com

The Futility of Nihilism · #8 12th November 2009, 10:47 AM

Christ, I gotta go register 38huivbofaein8as.com and then make up some lame-ass story about how I came across "38 hu ivb of ae in 8 a s" in an old puzzle book and does anyone know what it means? I bet I can pull down a cool fifty bucks selling that domain name.

Lucifer · #9 12th November 2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mbossa

Yeah, I did.

Congratulations!

Khampelf · #10 12th November 2009, 10:53 AM

I just checked out that site.

They might be closing in with 14 kinds of ? in a full poker deck.

Maybe not. Full Pinocle deck?

Ah, hell. You can just rock me to sleep tonight, Winston for bringing that back up.

Sybarite · #11 12th November 2009, 10:55 AM

Has anyone bought "shitsteamporkboot.com" yet?

14 kilos of ganja in a foreign police department. Duh.

The Futility of Nihilism · #12 12th November 2009, 11:03 AM

If it really isn't random keyboard spewage (which is still my theory and I'm sticking to it), I think the next most likely scenario is that someone messed up in transcribing it from somewhere else and that one or more letters are simply wrong.

Lucifer · #13 12th November 2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khampelf

I just checked out that site.

They might be closing in with 14 kinds of ? in a full poker deck.

Maybe not. Full Pinocle deck?

Ah, hell. You can just rock me to sleep tonight, Winston for bringing that back up.

Rock you like a hurricane?

Lungfish · #14 12th November 2009, 11:15 AM

14 k(ilos) of g(rass) in a F(ord) p(arked) d(owntown). The note was first scrawled in Kansas City, June 12th, 1996.

Anacanapuna · #15 12th November 2009, 11:27 AM

I like that. The detail of the date is a nice touch; it's the difference between silly bullshit and a full-blown urban legend.

Lungfish wins!

Mako · #16 12th November 2009, 11:30 AM

You're being fucked with. It's not answerable because it doesn't mean anything. It's included with puzzles of this type to stop competitors getting 100%.

Clayton_e · #17 12th November 2009, 02:53 PM

Please.. No.. Not again.

Lucifer · #18 12th November 2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Clayton_e

Please.. No.. Not again.

Sorry, but this must be done.

Clayton_e · #19 12th November 2009, 05:23 PM

Someone link to the old threads. Read them. You DON'T want to do this.

Shivarna Mitra · #20 12th November 2009, 05:39 PM

14 kinds of glamour in a fucking prima donna?

Pamplemousse! · #21 12th November 2009, 06:06 PM

14 kinds of goodness in a fruit pavlova dessert.
14 kilos of gunk in a fully-packed diaper.

But I'm voting for Lungfish's version.

Dirx · #22 12th November 2009, 07:13 PM

14 kinds of BOX WINSTON FOREVER FOR THIS!

Sybarite · #23 12th November 2009, 08:30 PM

We're off to see the Wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Oz
Because because because because BECAUUUUUSE
Because of the wonderful things he does!

St. Urho · #24 12th November 2009, 11:40 PM

14 kinds of good in a freeze pop dude!

Taur · #25 13th November 2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirx

14 kinds of BOX WINSTON FOREVER FOR THIS!

GDATW XDA SUZ NUYW IAM LWPVWFW ULTMJBVGVWT SUZ NUYW IAM SANNVG UGJASVGVWT. (FAPGUVJW)

The Futility of Nihilism · #26 13th November 2009, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clayton_e

Please.. No.. Not again.

I quite agree.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winston Smith

Sorry, but this must be done.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

Lungfish wins!

Yes! Let's just declare a winner and have this fucking OVER AND DONE WITH ALREADY:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lungfish -- THE WINNER

14 k(ilos) of g(rass) in a F(ord) p(arked) d(owntown). The note was first scrawled in Kansas City, June 12th, 1996.

Lucifer · #27 13th November 2009, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Board Taurus

GDATW XDA SUZ NUYW IAM LWPVWFW ULTMJBVGVWT SUZ NUYW IAM SANNVG UGJASVGVWT. (FAPGUVJW)

That's easy for you to say.

Lucifer · #28 13th November 2009, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clayton_e

Someone link to the old threads. Read them. You DON'T want to do this.

What makes you think I don't know exactly what I'm doing?

Dudley · #29 13th November 2009, 04:50 AM

14 kinds of girls in a fapper's porn directory

WednesdayAddams · #30 13th November 2009, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winston Smith

What makes you think I don't know exactly what I'm doing?

In which case you should be summarily rounded up, slapped, given a raging case of syphilis, shot, brought back to life and fucked up the ass.

Not really. I have no idea what happened last time.

Lucifer · #31 13th November 2009, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

In which case you should be summarily rounded up, slapped, given a raging case of syphilis, shot, brought back to life and fucked up the ass.

Not really. I have no idea what happened last time.

Well, hopefully you can witness the awesome power of 14 k of g in a f p d first-hand and you won't have to go hunting around for the history.

Suffice it to say we must find an answer to this, once and for all.

The Futility of Nihilism · #32 13th November 2009, 05:24 AM

Box! Box! Box!

Taur · #33 13th November 2009, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston Smith

That's easy for you to say.

I didn't say it; FAPGUVJW did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winston Smith

Suffice it to say we must find an answer to this, once and for all.

No. No, we really don't. Wednesday? Do your worst.

Lucifer · #34 13th November 2009, 06:01 AM

Should we make it a poll, then?

Taur · #35 13th November 2009, 06:04 AM

On the premise that NO seems to mean YES to you, Winston, then YES.

Mako · #36 13th November 2009, 09:27 AM

I was only kidding! Please don't!

Lucifer · #37 13th November 2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Board Taurus

On the premise that NO seems to mean YES to you, Winston, then YES.

We'll let this thread run it's course, then I'll extract the 40 or 50 most popular possible solutions, and we'll vote on them.

What do you think? Good plan?

Lucifer · #38 13th November 2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mako

I was only kidding! Please don't!

Were you? Really?

Radical Edward · #39 13th November 2009, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winston Smith

Did anyone ever figure this one out?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

Mako · #40 13th November 2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston Smith

Were you? Really?

No, not really. I honestly thought I was right.

Taur · #41 13th November 2009, 10:28 AM

DO NOT FEED THE WINSTON. IGNORE HIM AND HE WILL GO TO ANOTHER THREAD.

Lucifer · #42 13th November 2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Board Taurus

Keep up the good work, Winston. You're the man!

Fixed that for you.

Mako · #43 13th November 2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Board Taurus

DO NOT FEED THE WINSTON. IGNORE HIM AND HE WILL GO TO ANOTHER THREAD.

Well then I guess I'll have to go join the dope and read everything to make sure he can't troll me...

Is that what you want?

DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY MY MIND?

Why would you wish that on someone?

Taur · #44 13th November 2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

Well then I guess I'll have to go join the dope and read everything to make sure he can't troll me...

Is that what you want?

DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY MY MIND?

Why would you wish that on someone?

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