102-The Last Durp to Snarksville

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Nope, that was gross. The juxtaposition with the Subway motto made it worse and it just came up like a fucking turd in a punchbowl. That shit AIN'T FUCKIN' FUNNY. Anyone who thinks it's super edgelord funneh is allowed to whistle and fondle themselves over it, and likewise someone who finds it juvenile and distasteful is allowed to express their opinion too. Boundaries are healthy in social situations.

This was pretty half-hearted tho. I mean, clutch those pearls if you're gonna clutch them. Start a Pit thread, not just a sniffy CS-safe throwaway comment.

[Someone]

Well, aren't you the clever one.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Does anyone know why terenti has a sig of, "Marriage is EVIL! "

Because it is

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, aren't you the clever one.

Not in the least. But if I thought someone had said something endorsing pedophilia, or even trivializing it, well, I guess I'd get off my apathetic ass and commit to something with a bit of heat in it.

If they'd said it in a venue where I could comment, that is, or cared enough to.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Leo Bloom:

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...8&postcount=90

I did not know that.

Leo Bloom, Idiot actually has some good, clear, sensible advice regarding the Pit in this post. Perhaps we should send him to DrDumbth's house to knock some sense into him.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Perhaps we should send him to DrDumbth's house to knock some sense into him.

That would never work.

[Someone]

"What the hell do you care about people of no consequence in your life?"

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

"What the hell do you care about people of no consequence in your life?"

From my POV, without doubt, the dope has the largest collection of mentally unstable, developmentally disabled, socially awkward, disability supported, truth challenged individuals anywhere on the internet. It's a snarking goldmine.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Report post window

And there I was tactfully not revealing that Sunny Daze is a, gasp, reporter

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And there I was tactfully not revealing that Sunny Daze is a, gasp, reporter

Like I said, it's an easy mis-click and there's nothing reportable about that post she linked.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

And there I was tactfully not revealing that Sunny Daze is a, gasp, reporter

Linking to the report window doesn’t mean she’s *one of those*, [shudders]

[Someone]

Or, just post here.
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/inte...olling-request

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Like I said, it's an easy mis-click and there's nothing reportable about that post she linked.

And the subject that she entered was accidental too? Have to have a subject to send it.

[Someone]

A) no, there's no "subject", only a message box and B) entered text wouldn't have showed up on your computer with that link. So, quit bullshitting.

[Someone]

You speak from experience?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You speak from experience?

Yes, I have reported posts. <----- owning it.

[Someone]

I would like to assure everyone that MakesNoise is most likely Carnal K. He really doesn't want the dopers to know he's snarked 90% of them over the last 15 years so he uses a different name here. When he was on his game, he was good. Not so much anymore, but I see occasional flickers of snark in him.

Not DrDummeth at all.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

From my POV, without doubt, the dope has the largest collection of mentally unstable, developmentally disabled, socially awkward, disability supported, truth challenged individuals anywhere on the internet.

Man, you really need to get out more. The Dope isn't the worst by far.

[Someone]

I can't. The women holding me captive won't let me leave.
I'm underloved, underfed, overworked and half-dead.
It's fucking great.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I would like to assure everyone that MakesNoise is most likely Carnal K. He really doesn't want the dopers to know he's snarked 90% of them in over the last 15 years so he uses a different name here. When he was on his game, he was good. Not so much anymore, but I see occasional flickers of snark in him.

Not DrDummeth at all.

I'm not a mod but could you take your sock hunting and passive aggressive trolling to the pit? Thank you.

[Someone]

If you really are CarnalK why not own it.

[Someone]

See. Now there's bickering going on again.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If you really are CarnalK why not own it.

He has, on more than one occasion, Mr. Newbie Fussypants.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I'm not a mod but could you take your sock hunting and passive aggressive trolling to the pit? Thank you.

He knows he's on thin ice for his trolling at the Durp, so he's lying low. Unfortunately, it means he can't get his trolling fix, so it's coming out here, and you're the target.

[Someone]

OK, for Pencil: Most isolated loner contest in progress
The majority of the posters don't stand a chance, as they supposedly have jobs and/or spouses. Robot Arm is ahead by a mile. Honourable mention goes to Beckdawrek:

Originally Posted by Someone

Yea, maybe someone would notice. The cats would be hollering at 6:45 for their breakfast. Anyone in the near vicinity would hear because they are Siamese and VERY loud. Seriously sometimes one of my kids call just to ask me if I am still alive. Mr.Wrekker would notice after a while, if he's in town. No neighbors, no job, sibs all live out of state.

[Someone]

Well, from that thread, I found out something I didn't know about Nava.

I rejected three marriage proposals, but all three came from guys who had something that I simply couldn't see myself living with. If communication with #3 had been better (both of us had problems there), he wouldn't have had time to propose.

Picky woman.

Seems I forgot the linkie.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=857138
post 7

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If you really are CarnalK why not own it.

Originally Posted by Someone

He has, on more than one occasion, Mr. Newbie Fussypants.

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=814
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=244
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=308

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Well, from that thread, I found out something I didn't know about Nava.

She is from Spain?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

She is from Spain?

She makes awesome Spanish Rice, the signature dish of her people.

[Someone]

¡Olestra!

[Someone]

The DrDumbth Pearl-Clutching Series Continues: Gweebo parody socks are stealing content!!!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

This was pretty half-hearted tho. I mean, clutch those pearls if you're gonna clutch them. Start a Pit thread, not just a sniffy CS-safe throwaway comment.

Or, alternately, you can go fuck yourself. I made a comment that acknowledges someone floated a dookie in the punchbowl and it's appropriate to the forum. It's distasteful, not OMGWTFICAN'TBELIEVEHESAIDTHATI'MMAGONEFAINTNOWELEV ENTY!!1! so I responded as such. Take your "Hey, let's you and him fight!" shit and put it where the sun don't shine and the moon don't glow.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The DrDumbth Pearl-Clutching Series Continues: Gweebo parody socks are stealing content!!!

Heh. That was a funny situation. Crazy Canuck (who I like) posted as if he thought Big Te here was BigT on SDMB. I wasn't even sure if he was serious (turns out he was).

And now the mouthbreather is all worked up about theft! Theft, I tell ya!!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I don't get the dramatic elipses but it was to the report post page instead of the post. The report button is right next to the post number so it's an easy mis-click.

Yes, it was this. I didn't report that post. I have reported other posts.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The DrDumbth Pearl-Clutching Series Continues: Gweebo parody socks are stealing content!!!

You can laugh if you want, but the Giraffe boards have led active harassment and internet stalking campaigns vs two woman here I know of. The kind of stuff which is actually, illegal. In at least one case they dragged it over here and were smacked down for it. People were actually arrested!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

You can laugh if you want, but the Giraffe boards have led active harassment and internet stalking campaigns vs two woman here I know of. The kind of stuff which is actually, illegal. In at least one case they dragged it over here and were smacked down for it. People were actually arrested!

HEY!!! Quit pretending to be me, moron!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

The DrDumbth Pearl-Clutching Series Continues: Gweebo parody socks are stealing content!!!

Way back when the mods were actively trying to shut down the various anon sites, they actually sent a takedown order to the deadjournal admin over a cut'n'pasted SDMB post. The most hilarious part was that the entirety of the SDMB post was a quote from American Psycho so they had absolutely no rights to it.
http://snarkpit.deadjournal.com/208263.html

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

HEY!!! Quit pretending to be me, moron!

Right. . I'm me. Look, when the people here at another board, decide to come over to the Dope and start harassing a member there, it isnt good enough to just say "well it's in the PIT". Crossing over from board to board, etc, could very well be considered Internet harassment and Bullying!!! And they have nothing to lose if their provider shuts that down, but the SDMB does.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Way back when the mods were actively trying to shut down the various anon sites, they actually sent a takedown order to the deadjournal admin over a cut'n'pasted SDMB post. The most hilarious part was that the entirety of the SDMB post was a quote from American Psycho so they had absolutely no rights to it.
http://snarkpit.deadjournal.com/208263.html

You got suspended behind that bullshit didn't you? Or was it earlier? I don't remember, but you get my vote for being the sane one in that situation.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Or, alternately, you can go fuck yourself. I made a comment that acknowledges someone floated a dookie in the punchbowl and it's appropriate to the forum. It's distasteful, not OMGWTFICAN'TBELIEVEHESAIDTHATI'MMAGONEFAINTNOWELEV ENTY!!1! so I responded as such. Take your "Hey, let's you and him fight!" shit and put it where the sun don't shine and the moon don't glow.

See, now you're putting some effort in. That's the Aleq I know and... well, let's temper honesty with tact and leave it at "know".

[Someone]

Not sure if it was that or something else that got me suspended, tbh, but it was around that time I guess.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Right. . I'm me. Look, when the people here at another board, decide to come over to the Dope and start harassing a member there, it isnt good enough to just say "well it's in the PIT". Crossing over from board to board, etc, could very well be considered Internet harassment and Bullying!!! And they have nothing to lose if their provider shuts that down, but the SDMB does.

Too dumb to find your old account?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Right. . I'm me. Look, when the people here at another board, decide to come over to the Dope and start harassing a member there, it isnt good enough to just say "well it's in the PIT". Crossing over from board to board, etc, could very well be considered Internet harassment and Bullying!!! And they have nothing to lose if their provider shuts that down, but the SDMB does.

Anonymous people, harassing and bullying anonymous people on an anonymous board. Do you hear how dumb that sounds?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Too dumb to find your old account?

Last activity June 17th so, nope, can still find it and is using it.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

See, now you're putting some effort in. That's the Aleq I know and... well, let's temper honesty with tact and leave it at "know".

I don't function well with too many artificial restraints and arbitrary rules and prefer to err on the side of caution--many years in call centers teaches you the wisdom of that. Here, I can call a fucktard a shitweasel with happy abandon and usually do. Unless I don't. Either way, it's MY call.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Way back when the mods were actively trying to shut down the various anon sites, they actually sent a takedown order to the deadjournal admin over a cut'n'pasted SDMB post. The most hilarious part was that the entirety of the SDMB post was a quote from American Psycho so they had absolutely no rights to it.
http://snarkpit.deadjournal.com/208263.html

LOL. Lynn and Tuba clearly couldn't staaaaand that there was SDMB discussion going on somewhere that they had no control over. Awesome.

Apparently engineer_comp_geek doesn't like it much either. I like how he calls Fenris out for being a mod over here, a forum that "tries to stir up conflict" between the two boards. Come on, guys, let's go invade! Board war! Ahhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh....eh. I need a nap.

[Someone]

I know you were just kidding, but they don't. They are probably already headed for the medicine cabinet for some Imodium to help their spastic colons.

[Someone]

I don't know, Morg, I think expecto was pretty serious about that nap.

[Someone]

Fenris causes ECG to get his panties in a bunch by using his DrDumbth theory.

[Someone]

And Mr. Ed speaks.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...&postcount=108

We have to go back to hidden snark mode. S3 like. Beyond the Deep Web, past the Dark Web to the land of Snark web. Where the weak of colon can never survive.