How to save the Giraffe Boards in 3 easy steps

[Salambo]

NO DOGS!

Oh, and wring? "penisi" is nothing short of brilliant.

This is what happens when you get penis in your eye, also known as "penisi" -->

[Victor Frankenstein]

This is a fantastic thread. I'm sorry I missed it.

[dogbutler]

Originally Posted by Salambo

*blows raspberries*

Originally Posted by Mbossa

Raspberries is the name of her dog.

: puts on a Raspberries costume :

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Mbossa

Raspberries is the name of her dog.

OK, that had me laughing my ass off.

Originally Posted by dogbutler

: puts on a Raspberries costume :

See now that's just wrong. Hilariously wrong, but wrong nevertheless.

[Sybarite]

We get an onslaught of outsider weirdos, and we start attacking Giraffe? Well, okay, never say I don't go with the flow. {Sets Giraffe trap, waits in shrubberies}

[Uthrecht]

It's really more generic like that. Something happened, and we must punish the staff for it.

[Carolia]

But what if the staff likes being punished?

[Uthrecht]

That's why we do it.

I am not made of stones,
But penetrable to your kind entreaties,
Albeit against my conscience and my soul.

[Lucifer]

Are they gone? Did they save us?

[Borborygmi]

It appears that the affair was intense but short-lived. We're still here, though, so you can't prove they didn't save us.

[Giraffe]

Originally Posted by Winston Smith

Are they gone? Did they save us?

I think so. And no.

[WednesdayAddams]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

That's why we do it.

I am not made of stones,
But penetrable to your kind entreaties,
Albeit against my conscience and my soul.

Ooo, Richard III ! Well done.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I think so. And no.

Look, if your intent is to Save GiraffeBoards, then you should have gone to --


Oh hell, no. On second thought, I'm not giving you any ideas!

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by WednesdayAddams

Ooo, Richard III ! Well done.

Sadly, I couldn't find a video clip of Ian McKellen doing it on short notice.

(AMC's The Prisoner this weekend!)

[Victor Frankenstein]

This is a fantastic thread. I'm sorry I missed it...

...again.

[nonny too]

Originally Posted by 7

This is a fantastic thread. I'm sorry I missed it...

...again.

No doubt it was because you were so busy locking roo out of the boards.

[Uthrecht]

Well, either 7 has nothing meaningful to contribute and only posts at this site to snipe, attack, and annoy....


or he's channeling this guy.

[Victor Frankenstein]

Originally Posted by nonny too

No doubt it was because you were so busy locking roo out of the boards.

That fucking retard doesn't need my help.

[Anacanapuna]

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

(snip)we must punish the staff for it.

Excuse me, I have to go punish the staff. Don't wait up for me.

[Uthrecht]

Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

Excuse me, I have to go punish the staff. Don't wait up for me.

Take short strokes at first.

Use a lubricant.

[Anacanapuna]

And the porn?

[nonny too]

Originally Posted by 7

That fucking retard doesn't need my help.

Oh , she needs "help" alright.

[Xploder]

Originally Posted by 7

That fucking retard doesn't need my help.

Best. Response. Ever.

[Strategic Disaster Plan]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Well, here's the tack we're taking:

1. Call attention to ourselves on Something Awful
2. Get overwhelmed with goons.
3. Collapse in failure.

So far, it's going great!

This works for me. We're on Step 3, right?

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Strategic Disaster Plan

This works for me. We're on Step 3, right?

Yes. Yes we are. It's a good thing we have you or we'd be totally fucked.

[Strategic Disaster Plan]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

Yes. Yes we are. It's a good thing we have you or we'd be totally fucked.

Indeed.

this might be a dumb question, but: What now?

[Fromage A Trois]

Originally Posted by Strategic Disaster Plan

Indeed.

this might be a dumb question, but: What now?

Isn't that your area of expertise?

[Strategic Disaster Plan]

Originally Posted by Fromage A Trois

Isn't that your area of expertise?

Indeed.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by Strategic Disaster Plan

Indeed.

So: What now?

[Strategic Disaster Plan]

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism

So: What now?

Exactly. Glad you agree.

[sgk7ssihas-yoae70amkcq]

We're doomed! DOOMED I SAY! And all because you were too proud to follow my advice.

[The Futility of Nihilism]

Originally Posted by sgk7ssihas-yoae70amkcq

We're doomed! DOOMED I SAY! And all because you were too proud to follow my advice.

I thought we did follow your advice.

[Victor Frankenstein]

Are we saved then?

[Swivels]

I don't know. Has anyone seen Jesus around here?

[Victor Frankenstein]

I hope not. That guy has such a martyr complex.

[Inner Stickler]

*dusts off thread*

Here guys, you might need this.