Worst Christmas Song: Nominations needed!

[mlerose]

OK, it's time for some seasonal discord. I want you to nominate the worst Christmas songs - standards, parody songs, awful versions of otherwise good (or at least not generally terrible) songs. If you want to nominate something further than just a specific standard, (as in: "I nominate Baby It's Cold Outside as done by Justin Bieber") you'll have to link to youtube so we can all point and laugh at the horribleness.

When I get 64 nominations*, I'm going to random.org it and set it up like a standard tourney. So...GO!

My first nomination is We Three Kings. (Here's Wintersleep's version) It's the most depressing song ever. I don't think it's possible to do that song in a way that won't want to make the listener slit his or her wrists.


*if I don't get 64, I'll do play-in semifinals.